A little something for the Year of the Cow theme with a cow theme song version of Shipoopi from Family Guy moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5o8J7r72WU I know it's originally from The Music man but Family Guy did it better.

Anyways we find  Blueratmatt's own cow Alzua with Margaret Bullhorn and Cassandra Cow as Pipsqueak the mouse, Toppy T.Tops and Kyle Fox are on stage with the three cows in front of a large audience of bulls and cows, ox's and buffalo's.

Cassandra: Moo we are happy you three could help us.

Toppy: We're glad to help Aunt Cassandra.

Kyle: Yeah mom but why us? We're not cows.

Pipsqueak: Besides for me the year of the rat was last year.

Alzua: I know but you three are just super cute.

Margaret: Besides you boys don't have to sing. Just stand there while we get ready.

Pipsqueak/Toppy/Kyle: For what?

(music starts)

Alzua/Margaret/Cassandra: Now a cow who'll kiss on a very first date is usually a hussy.
And a cow who'll kiss on a second time out is anything but fussy.
But a cow who'll wait a third time around.
Head the clouds. Hooves on the ground.
She's the cow he's glad he's found.
She's his Shimoopi.
Shimoopi! Shimoopi! Shimoopi
A Cow who's milk is hard to get.
Shimoopi, shimoopi, shimoopi.
But you can win her yet.
Milk her once just to raise the curtain
Milk her twice and you've made for certain
Milk her once more in the flower garden
Her udders will never get sore if you beg her pardon.
MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO! MOO-MOO!
Squeeze her once when she isn't looking.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper udder.
She'll never get sore on her way to supper.
MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO! MOO-MOO
Now little old Sal was a no gal.
Anyone could see.
Look at her now she's a go gal.
Who only goes for me.
Squeeze her udder when she isn't looking.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper udder.
She'll never get sore on her way to supper.
MOO-MOO-MOO-MOO! MOO-MOO!
Shimoopi, shimoop, shimoopi.
A cow who's milk is hard to get.
Shimoopi, shimoopi, shimoopi.
But you can win her yet.

Cassandra: Okay boys this is it. Now for the reason you're here.

Kyle: For what?

Alzua/Margaret/Cassandra: To be our little dance partners.

Cassandra picked up Kyle as Margaret picked up Toppy and Alzua picked up Pipsqueak. The three cow ladies held the three boys close to their chests as they all dance around to the musical break putting on a show while the poor boys just blushed from embarassment being so close to their...personallities. The guests were enjoying the show, except for the NFL star Tom Brady.

Tom Brady: NO! NO! NO!

Soon the cow ladies put their dance partner's down and just took them by their hands and just danced in place.

Alzua/Pipsqueak/Margaret/Toppy/Cassandra/Kyle: Shimoopi, shimoopi, shimoopi.
A cow who's milk is hard to get.
Shimoopi, shimoopi, shimoopi.
But you can win her yet.

Soon the audience hopped up and join in to sing...

all: You can win her yet. SHIMOOPI!

(music ends)

As the song was over they all got a standing ovation as Peter Griffin from Family Guy shows up.

Peter Griffin: Alright! Those little boys have made a touchdown.

Alzua and Pipsqueak by  Blueratmatt

Margaret Bullhorn, Cassandra Cow, Toppy, Kyle Fox and artwork by me.

Peter Griffin by Seth Green on Family Guy and Tom Brady as himself.