An agudner and a sergal were sitting at the bar counter enjoying a drink, talking about their life and recent events when a cheerful and naked nevrean sat between them. The conversation stopped as both stared at him, the nevrean was recognized by the bartender '' oh hey Zal, the usualy?'' which he replied yes. Once the drink was poured, the agudner asked in a disgusted tone.



''agudner'' hey ''Zal'' do you think this is a fucking joke?



''Zal'' hm? The drink? Nah its very good, wanna try it?



''Sergal'' Don't act like a smartass kid, you know what he meant.



''zal'' Hm..... My coin purse necklace?



''Agudner'' Let me spell it out for you then you dumbass nevrean, You are naked, sitting your damn bare ass on a stool. Who else is gonna sit on this afterward huh? If theres stains on it, i'll shove your face in it.



''Zal'' I guess you don't like seeing naked people? Well don't worry my friend, i am part of an association who tries to make nudity a much more accepted concept! Our body is a canvas, and putting clothes hides the craftmanship we were born with. We should be proud of our bodies, and not shame people for wanting to express themselves.



''Sergal'' Yeah right, nothing like seeing the hanging balls of my neighbors in the morning, you really think people want that? Body a canvas, give me a fucking break there, nothing appealing about seeing peoples ass crack as they bend to pick stuff up.




''Agudner'' If you want to be naked that bad, do us a favor and fuck off, live in a forest or some shit.




''zal'' Have you ever tried being naked before? You'll probably change your mind fast! In fact all this aggressivity is coming from this tainted belief that clothes is the norm. Why shame people who refuse to wear clothes, we should celebrate it. In fact lets raise a glass for this my friends, it is a goal worth fighting for i say!



''Agudner'' Only fight im gonna do is beat the shit out of you, stop staring me with the shit eating grin before you pick up pieces of your beak all over the place!







The bartender overhearing what was said stepped in, the much more taller agudner simply stared at them with a menacing tone '' If you don't want me to step on both of your skulls with my hooves, i'd suggest you either piss off somewhere else or sit at a table''.



Knowing the bartender could beat them up easily, they both walked away, Zal simply took a sip of his drink.




''Zal'' See Marcus, this is why we need to ban clothes, it only cause people to react violently.



''Marcus'' Heh, as oblivious as ever, let me know if you need a refill Zal, hopefully it's the only time tonight you get harassed this time.

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nevrean agudner sergal race  mick39