"Look at little BABY FERRET! Such LITTLE FERRET! What you going to do? Cry? CRY SOME MORE!"

So here's Salen, in the most unexpected TF2 role for the ferret. Yes, this is Salen in his best role, as the team's Heavy. Why is Salen a Heavy? Because that's the role I tend to play the most on TF2, and the one I'm the best at. I'm really a sucky Sniper, and I can't Spy myself out of a wet paper bag with a Dead Ringer.

I play quite a few roles, but Heavy, Soldier, Medic, and Engie are my most common roles, although Engie is more for when I just want to play a defensive role.

But seriously, team me up with a good medic as a Heavy, and I'll mow down the team down like a lawn mower.

So yes, I maybe a little ferret, but you can't outsmart bullet.

Salen © Me.
TF2 & Heavy are © Valve.

PS: Right after this image, Salen spent the next 2 minutes wasting over $400,000 in bullets to prove he wasn't to be picked on.