because cities are not for macro coyote's big guy!

I can make it work uwu

Oh my goodness feral noz looks so precious!

Thanks man x3

Must pet the yote

Doooo ittttt

I always will. I’m an onion, Noz. You know that.

I want to pet ouo

Same here, do it uwu

despite the destruction, it's so cute ^.^

The cutest road rage you’ll ever see :3

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Thanks for the heads up!

You're welcome.

Eh, they'd fender bender each other anyway. You're just cleaning up the problem before it happens.

I’m just getting rid of the cars of the people who can’t drive! True that!

It’s been awhile, and I’ve tried to clean up my mess that I made with my comments, but the depression that this causes me came back a couple months ago. Looks like I’m back to work trying to complete the impossible task of defending these poor cars

What about this adorable Coyote? Care about him, not the cars.

Coyotes eat my favorite animals, foxes. Dakota from SaveAFox is the only one I like

Noz never eats anyone

It still seems relatively dangerous

Noz isn’t dangerous at all, dont worry.

The people in those cars would probably say differently

They’re empty. Noz doesn’t hurt people.

Why are they all still in the middle of the road then?

Because they’re bad drivers.

Wouldn’t that hurt badly anyways? Just the tiniest shard of glass can be quite painful, although I don’t know how the rules involving pain work in this particular universe. Also, how heavy would the coyote have to be? I’ve accidentally stepped on Legos and other things before without the piece breaking while causing incredible pain. So many questions

Realistically? Or as much as possible, his paw pads are really tough, so pieces that small wouldn’t bother him. And exact weight aside, think of how easily cars are crushed when even something like a tree falls on them. A coyote that is clearly far larger and heavier than any tree would be a able to crush a car extremely easily.

Well I guess that’s true, but then how does the road support it’s weight. More interesting, how do the legs support the weight? That’s something that has always stumped me trying to find logic in this specific fantasy on how creatures could simply be scaled up without further modification and not crumble. Although I guess that’s the point of fantasy

The weight distribution is fantasy, obviously. As for the road, I’ve seen some roads that easily support the weight of an Abrams Battle tank. So it’s not impossible.

I would assume that a tank would be much lighter, but I could be wrong of course. Also, I just want to say thanks for talking to me for a while since most people just ignore me for obvious reasons

A tank weighs about 70 tons. Noz would obviously be much heavier than a tank, but that weight is distributed over 4 paws and a larger area.

That makes sense, but finally, what is the in universe answer for all of this? In real life, I get that people can like what they want to like as long as it isn’t hurting anyone, but it seems like a huge waste of money and resources (in universe). Even junkyards would be a difficult place for this type of stuff because the cars there would probably have to be appropriately processed before transportation. Even if it is fun for the large ones, is it worth the in universe suffering? Families would have to pay for it out of their own pay check, and people who gave everything into their car would be left with nothing. Companies that specialize in transporting materials would go bankrupt and cities would be destroyed, with millions left without a home, in addition to the huge amount of homeless people that already exist. Of course, I could be over thinking this

Cant speak for other artists or characters, but none of Gabagool’s main characters go around destroying cities or killing people. Macros have specific jobs that they’re adapt at. They don’t takeover for transport companies or recycling centers, they work for companies.

I feel stupid now after that long speech, I guess I should’ve known that at this point. What is “Noz’s” job supposed to be then?

Officially? Noz the coyote works at a supermarket.

Unofficially? (The destructive part)

Unofficially, he might help out a friend and break things if asked to, or stomp on something to vent on a bad day, but he still just works at a market.

That seems to be an expensive way to vent, I doubt that a supermarket pays that much. Either way, thank you for educating me about this specific character, and I hope that I did not come across as rude. Thanks again

He does work at a supermarket! And I refuse to hurt micros. No matter how bad a driver they might be lol. Their car is another story -3-

Professionals have standards

Jesus christ it's just a drawing X33

I’ve done my best to ignore it these past months since it upsets me

Nice, great to see another macro coyote.

I’m glad you agree!

This is such a Noz moment