XD We have that complex too wth LOL

(rid+sunny+kaz)

I just.. love that XD

lol, poor Fearow x3


So cute~

Fearow - I FORBID THIS!!! >8U

KITTIES!!!
*steals and gives catnip*

Red is the Anti-Fearow XD!!!

I WANT a cute Xizzy

Xizzy looks so happy.

hey fearrow remember me
fearrow:yeah you laughed at me for hating girl when i was a kid
me: well lookie lookie-turns into a cute little pup with wings and cuddles up to the girl-

Very cute.

awww i want a hug D:

I like it =) lol

Huh, I didn't know Liunnys purred...

They are part cat

But that cat part is lion, which I wouldn't have though of as the "purring on someone's lap" kinda cat...

lol you are right lions don't purr... but bunnies tend to be domestic so a domestic "lion" can purr. : D Or at least figure it out. XD

Guess that makes about as much sense as anything else...

lol. : D I think the only big cats that can purr are Tigers and Cheetahs. : x I think... I know cheetahs purr though.... 100% sure on that one. XD

Why so sure?

I've played with cheetahs before. They purr a lot. XD

*sniffles* So cute.
Fearow- *grumbles*
*hits him on the head* Ah, shut it, ya horndog!

Chris: Awww.
Fearow: Jeasus is eveyone against me?
Chris: *Crowns him with heavy hammer arm* SHADDUP! IM HAVING A MOMENT!

Yeah! *stomps on Fearow* You're ruining the moment! *sips on vodka* I needed that.

Yo... Back off... enough abusing the ace of hearts. ::Large sword appears in Right hand:: Now back off.

Oh, he's fine! *looks at the groaning Fearow* Well... maybe "fine" is not the right word.

See? you overdid it! ::Squats down:: Idiot! I could have you arrested for animal abuse! ::Puts his sword down and channels his healing ability into Fearow.::

... He's an animal?

::Tinks about it for a long moment.:: ......uhhhhh....Technically i guess... WAITAMINUTE! you tryin to confuse me?!

*makes a getaway* I'm free!

YOU SONOFA-- ::Suddenly his core crystal begins to shine brightly... he is engulfed in a shining white light... You can barely make him out but it seems like hes getting a critical update. His sword changes to a copy of the sword from Devil May Cry 4 (WITHOUT REVVING EFFECT) It shines a blue color with a silver blade. His Legs change to a Military grade robotic leg. His Arm changes to a modified blaster arm. AND FINALLY, His hair Changes to a Spikey Brown. His Goggles remain on his head but he removes his sunglasses and drops them. The light vanishes.:: Hyperspeed attachment! ::Attachments hook onto his legs and he leans down and takes off faster than the fastest thing ever made, leaving an afterimage behind. He stops in front of Elijah and puts his hand up to stop him:: Hello.

*activates his teleporter, and sends himself to Memphis* Dumbass.

::Is relaxing on a park bench:: Bout time you got here.

*eyebrow twtiches, before teleporting to Antarctica* Eh, aint too bad.

::Licks Ice cream bar:: Want one? ::Smiles::

*roars and teleports to the bottom of the ocean* Not that bad...

::In Scuba suit relaxing at bottom of ocean. Waves and Smiles before poking a Squid.::

*spazes out, before teleporting into the center of the earth* ... It's hot...

::In super heat resistant suit examining crystals at the core. Notices Elijah and walks over.:: You might wanna put this on...

*scoffs* Please! *activates his teleporter and ends up in China* Ah, the Commie's should keep me safe.

::Chinese Chris passes by:: Connichiwa! Boo.

*screams and teleports into the Amazon*

::No Chris here. Just that crrepy looking tiki that looks like Chris. Says..." I SEE YOU" Suddenly rustling from above! Something tries to tackle you.:: WHEEEEEEE!!!! ::ITS FEMALE!!!::

*stands still and looks annoyed* What are you doing? ... I don't hit woman, but you are on my last nerve.

Shes outfitted with chris's same cybernetics... Uh oh:: Names Christina. I work for Chris. Im here to let you know hes just a tad late.

*eyebrow twitches, and he roars in an insane fury. He teleports away, this time in a steel chamber deep in the earth*

Chris: He fall for it?
Christina: OH BIG TIME!

::The container is dimmly lit so not much can be seen. Suddenly... CRASH!!! Something falls over in the corner. A hologram comes on.:: Hello Elijah. I am programed to annoy you for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!

*Elijah roars and bites his way out of the container* I kill you! *bursts out of the ground in New Mexico* Why me?!

Surrounded by Chris's:: BECAUSE ITS TIME TO WAKE UP!!! ::Chris is shaking Elijah:: Elijah? ELIJAH! ::SMAK!:: Wake up you dumb ass!

*Elijah groans and opens his eyes* ...Chris? Wha-What happened?

Um... You passed out during my upgrade. You kept moaning about the cener of the earth being hot... Tha bottom of the sea... China... All sorts of places. You even mentioned one of my ex-girlfriends...eww.

Huh... that is weird. And just so you know, nothing happened between me and your Ex.

Like i give. She can shrivel up and die for all i care.

... Lovely choice of words. *Gets up and dusts himself off* Weird ass dream. Gonna need allot of Vodka to get rid of that. *turns around, and gets hit in the head by a shovel by Fearow. He falls backwards*

HAW!!! YOU DESERVED THAT- ::DONGGGG:: Hit by same shovel:: Momma? ::Falls over::
Fearow: THATS FOR HITTING ME!

*gets up and grins evilly, showing off his fangs* Oh, Fearow? Come here, little boy. *licks lips* I just want to talk.

Fearow: Yipe! ::Runs::

That's right, you little asshole! Run away!

::Chris is seeing stars as he slowly comes to.:: GRRR. I'll fix that mutt BUT GOOD! Ow ow ow! He can sure swing a shovel tho.

*groans and grips the side of his head* Damn, that's smarts!

He mustve hit you hard youre pronouncing wordzez wrong. HA!

Look who's talking. ow. *gets jp* I'm going to find a shovel, and shove it metal part first up his ass!

Fearow watches from up in a nearby tree unnoticed. The shovel he hit them with had a sleeping agent in it, which on contact, would knock them both out about.........NOW. Chris fell over asleep::

*Growls* Damn you, creature... *falls over, shaking the whole place*

Fearow falls oot of the tree onto his head:: WAA!! OOF! Damn trees. ::He shakes off then approaches Chris:: You healed me. For that I have a gift. Only temporary. But you may enjoy it for the limited time. ::Fearow restores Chris to a full human. (Complete with clothing.) He leaves him his sword for protection. He might just need it. He Moves over to Elijah.:: Terrorfiend. You shall recieve a curse! The curse... OF WOMANHOOD! HAHAHAHAHA!!! ::Changes elijah into a female. Ouch. Removes his vampire curse tho.:: Be it only temporary let it be YOU who is the one who is known what it feels like to be Chased by men! ::Fearow Vanishes:: Chris: Aw man what the hell?

*groans and rubs his... er... 'her" head now... I guess...* What the hell happened?

Looks at Elijah.:: Who the hell are you? ::Scraches his head with his right hand.:: What the.., AAAGH!!! IM HUMAN!

*Raises her eyebrows* Holy crap, you're back to normal! And what do you mean who the hell am I? It's me Elijah, you dumbass.

Uh... Elijah's male dudette. ::Stands up a little uneasily and brushes himself off. Puts his fingers in his ears.::

*looks down and shrieks at her new body* The hell happened to me?! *roars* FEAROW!!!

Hes gone dudette. Probably went back home. i detected a portal to the wonderglass around here. But without my sensor array it'll be next to impossible to find it.

*looks at her bodY* ... I'm kind of sexy... But anyway, how we gonna find this damn portal?

Squats down:: Hmm... If i remember my old tracking skills correctly... ::Follows tracks and vanishes halfway into tree:: Found it. ::POP!:: eww sticky.

*follows after him* Why is it sticky?

I dunno. Might be a... WOAHHHHHH!!! AHHHhhhhh....::Chris falls in::

Chris! Chris?! *climbs up and falls in too* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

::Chris is returned to CYBER CHRIS! added are wolf ears, wolf fur and a cyber wolf tail:: YEE HAW!! CONDOR!!! ::Condor zooms through the portal, but is changed into a normal condor. (Tame). ::SHIT! JET BOOTS! ::His legs let out a few puffs of smoke then ROAR to life! he settles down genly on the ground as condor lands on his right arm and chuttles.::

*she screams, and tiger ears, fur and a tail are added, landing hard next to Chris* Owies...

Did you just seriously say "owies?" ::Asked Wolf Chris looking down at Tiger-girl Elijah:: Oh man... your still female...

*groans* This sucks. *Looks at her, ears, and tail* Well... it's kind of cool... Did my breasts get bigger?

::FACEPALM:: these days make me glad i lack a penis... ::Condor, sighs:: Is this how you two are going to find Fearow? ::Looks at condor wide eyed:: IT...jjj...just..ttt..talked...
::Condor grumbles.:: Well of course i did. What other point would I have in this story if i didn't?
Chris: Silent but deadly?

*tries to pet Condor* Hello, birdy! *shakes her head* OH my god, I'm turning into a family mentally too! We gotta find Fearow!

You turn I call first dibs on you... WHAT AM I SAYING?! Im turning into a filty hore like fearow!
::Voice:: I AM NOT A FILTHY HORE!
::Runs over and drags Fearow out of the tree.::
Fearow: HEY OW OW! QUIT IT! OW OW! ::BONK::
::Chris growls:: I am the hunter... fear me... ::Tackles Fearow::
::fearow:: YIIIII!!!! CALL HIM OFF! CALL HIM OFF! I GIVE!! Hey you are sexy. OW!!! OW!! UNCLE! UNCLE!!!

*grabs him by the throat* You better change this... in a few hours... is it strange I want to give this new body a test drive?

Fearow raises finger:: absoloutley normal. Wanna go sailing in my ship babe?
::Chris Steps on fearow:: SHES MINE!
::Fearow growls:: Ah. Chris, How nice to see you again. NOT! I WANT THE TIGRESS!
::Aims Blaster:: NOT happening. ... Wait... OH MY GOD!!! IM TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH MY PAL! ::Runs away screaming::
Fearow: So wanna sail my ship baby?

.... Sure! *giggles. Inside her mind, male Elijah is screaming, "nnnnnnoooooooooooo!!!"*

::Condor Hits her:: WAKE UP ELIJAH! RIGHT NOW! YOUR SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEAROW MAKE YOU NORMAL AGAIN! ::Condor is the voice of reason for them both. He sighs.:: Chris will have to figure it out on his own...

Meanwhile...

::Chris is running through the woods turning more feral all the time. He stops Sniffs the air and Howls. He turns and makes a beeline back for Fearow and Elijah.::

*Elijah shakes her head* Thanks, Condor. *giggles and then becomes serious* Something is happening! I'm starting to change!

Probably back to male. Fearows spell was only temporary.
Fearow: I can change that!
::Suddenly Fearow is tackled from behind. ITS CHRIS! and he dont look none too happy neither. Growling and snarling he starts tearing at Fearows clothes.::
Fearow: HELP! HES GONE MAD!!!

*Elijah tackles Chris* Leave him alone, Chris! *gets pinned* OH bugger.

Chris sees Elijah and stops. He wines then climbs a tree out of sight.:: Condor: Eh... Bad way of doing things... now hes scared. He wants you. And he doesnt care who gets in his way. BUT he doesnt want to hurt you either.

*ELijah blinks* ...Okay... *climbs up the same tree* Chris, honey? *shakes her head* I mean, Chris, buddy? You up here?

::Sighs from the top of the tree as it sways in the wind.:: Up here.

*climbs to top and sits by him* What's wrong, sweetness? *growls* I mean, what's up, buddy?

You might as well forget it. Your spell gets stronger the longer were here. Im out of control your .ooking for sex... I dont see a way back... ::Condor flies up:: Im afraid he may be right. Unless Fearow agrees to transport us home... Were stuck here... FOR GOOD. ::Chris Howled::

*Elijah sighs* Then... I'll have to make the ultimate sacrafice... *climbs down and walks up to Fearow* Fearow... would you agree to send us home... if I... do it with you?

Fearow: What? after that fiasco? NO WAY! wolf boy can stay here and rot for all I care. But we can still do it baby. Rowr rowr. ::Chuckles::
::Chris Growls from the treetop.:: I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW YOU PERV!
Fearow: GOOD! I HOPE THE QUEEN OF HEARTS SENDS OUT A HUNTING PARTY FOR YOUR ASSASIN HIDE!!!
::Chris Sheds a tear:: IF ANYTHING SEND ELIJAH HOME! HE DIDNT DESERVE THIS!
Fearow: WHATS IN IT FOR ME?
::Chris sighs:: Ill do whatever you want...
::Fearow:: Good boy.
Chris: ::Grumbles and growls::

Chris... *Elijah gets on her Knees* Please, Fearow, send them home... if you do... I'll pleasure you for as long as I'm here. *Male Elijah sighs. "Well... better it happens to me."

Fearow: ehh naa. Your spells about to break and im not into the male on male thing.
::Suddenly Blaster fire from out of nowhere.::
Fearow: CHRIS YOU FILTHY...
Chris: Hey wasn't me. I cant remember how to use my weapons.
Fearow: Then who... AW NO...
Chris: What?
Fearow: The queens started up a croket game... AND SHES USING LIVE AMMO! ::Fearow runs away screaming.::
Chris: Whats crokey?
Condor: USUALLY a game played with hammers and wickets. I think the queens seriously off her rocker today...
::Another explosion. Fearow returns.:: Comon Sexy. ::Runs off with Elijah::
Chris: HEY!! ROAWR!!! ::Gives chase not realising hes on all fours::
::As the smoke clears its not the queen, but her hunting party.::
Voice:: We'll catch Fearow and his intruders! MEN FORWARD!

*Elijah screams* What the hell is happening?! Why's she chasing us? Why am I a woman?! Oh, wait... that's already been explained. *male Elijah groans. "Oh, man. I don't ahve much time..."*

::Chris appears in front of Fearow::
STOP!
::SCREECH! Elijah is flung into Chris's arms Embarassed he looks away.::
Fearow: Aww how cute... Ill take THAT thank you.
::Fearow takes Elijah back. Chris growls.:: Now you said youd do what id say? Then here! ::Snaps fingers:: Memories restored! Theres an army following us. Use whatever means necessary to stop it.::
Chris: Yes master...
::Chris turns and walks off in a dreamlike state. He cocks his blaster, engages his hyperboots and disappears.::
Fearow: By the time he comes to youll be home and theyll be examinaning his remains! GENIUS! Now comere sexy...

*Elijah knees Fearow in the crotch and runs after Chris* Chris! NO!! *Male Elijah slumps down. "This is it... *grabs the female personnality* "It's your job now, missy. Take care of Chris... *sighs and closes his eyes*

::inside elijah:: RIIIINNNNGGGGGG! oh look at that your time as a female is... OVER! ::Big energy clamp comes down and transfers the energy from female Elijah to male. male elijah is fully recovered and when he opens his eyes he is a male tiger holding a heavy bolter::
Condor: CHRIS's SPELL WORKED!!

*Elijah roars and laughs in triumphant* I am back! *rushes after Chris* I'm coming buddy! They'll be nothing left of'em after I'm done!

:chris: Destroy... Fearow orders it...
Hunter: Kid... Your under a spell. Have mercy!
Chris: Mercy is for the weak.
::BLAM::
::Condor flys above.:: Oh Chris... How could you...
Chris: Target sighted. preparing to ter..mi..nate.... ::Chris shakes his head:: Condor? Whats going on? Who did this?
:Condor: You honostly dont remember?
Chris: no.
Condor: HUH boy.

*Elijah throws Chris over his shoulder and runs the other way* We have to go. NOW! And don't worry about it. I've done worse. *runs up to Fearow* Hello, little boy. *shows off his fangs* How does your blood taste?

Preferably weak considering... Anyway you wanna go home? Fine. Get Condor and be back here in 5 minutes. Im rather impatient.
::Chris Jumps off Elijah and sniffs the air. He runs off and returns with Condor in three minutes.:: Sorry Traffic was murder.
::Fearow Chuckles:: You realise you two are still sleeping?
::Chris blinks:l I dont get it. wheres the punchline?

*Elijah sighs and looks at Fearow* We're still knocked out, aren't we? Still lying on the ground from the shovel blows?

Fearow: ::Smiles:: Yup. OH But im still watching you both. This is astral projection. MY WAY... ::Looks at Chris:: Sorta.

*smiles and looks at Chris* Quick question: You wanted to have sex with me when I was female, didn't you?

Lies out his ASS:: no. Why?
Condor: LIAR!
::Tackles Condor and sits on him:: I repeat. NO.
::muffled sounds coming from under his mechanical ass.:: Ignore that.

*chuckles* DOn't worry, I'll find a way for you to have sex with Female Elijah, without making us both uncomfortable.

Condor comes unstuck:: DAMN! YOU dirty thing! I should let you stay here and...::GLOMP::
LEMMIE OUT I SURRENDER! ::Bleah!::
Chris: Eww you taste bad. Sorta.
Condor: YOUR MAD! IM LEAVING RIGHT...
Chris: GRRRRR
Condor: Ill stay put then k?
Chris: Good idea.
Chris sighs:: It was more of a defensive mode Elijah you know? Not really a sex crased romp. I knew i lacked the plumming for it and decided to go with plan B. "if i cant have you noone can."
Fearow: Harsh.
Chris: I know.

*shrugs* Understandible. But I feel flattered that you would do that for me. *female Elijah peeks from out his ear* And me. *shoves her back in*

SOOooooo anyway... pull my mechanical tail here but were still stuck here. any clues how to get home?
::Fearow sneaks off::
Condor: Ask fearow im done giving advice.
Chris: ::Drags Fearow back:: ok Fearow... Tell us. How do we get home?
Fearow wines:: Would you believe i dunno?
Chris: WRONG ANSWER! ::Hits him with hammer:: Again. How do we get home?
Fearow: Wine: I DUNNO!!! CONDOR HAS YOUR ANSWER!!!
::SCREECH!!:: Condor?
Condor: What? yeah i can take you home but why would i want to? Im a living creature here. You cant honestly want to take that from me, Right?
Chris looks at Elijah::

*Elijah shrugs* He's got a point... I mean, I don't want to feel like an ass with this guy... *female Elijah peeks out* But we have to get home! *Elijah pushes her back in* STAY!

I dont mind living here as long as I get to beat up Fearow every once in a while.
Fearow: HEY!
Chris: Oh bite me. Its what im probably here for anyway.
::Fearow Literally bites him.::
YEOW!!! YOUR DEAD DOG!
::Tackles fearow and begins a long rough up with him::
Fearow: OW OW OW! UNCLE UNCLE UNNNNCCCCLLLEEE!!!!
::Condor:: I still don't wanna go home. Im tired of being treated as just your THING instead of your companion!
::Chris stops Fearows shirt in his maw.:: HMM? PHEH! I treat you like that?
:Condor shrugs:: Well Yeah... Its always Jetpack this and Jetpack That. You never just wanna hang out.
::Chris sighed and got off of Fearows back:: AAGH! MY BACK!
Chris: Im sorry buddy. Look can we try and start over? As friends?
::Condor flew onto Chris's shoulder:: Happy to ablige! Now whats say we go home?

*female Elijah pokes out again* Yay! *Elijah sighs and grabs her, putting her on Chris's other shoulder.* She's yours now. Let's go home. I need a drink.

::Condor Chuckles:: dont worry, Shes a dormant part of your mind. When we get back Theres an 80% chance she wont even be a bother.
::Chris Tilts his head:: And the other 20%?
condor: Well have two Elijahs waiting at home...
Chris gives a uncomfortable look:: Comforting...NOT.

Oh, come on. It won't be that bad. I think it'd be awesome having a sister. *Female Elijah looks at Chris with puppy eyes* D-Don't you like me, Chrissy? *sniffs and Elijah sighs* See what you did, Chris?

Chris sighs:: Ok OK OK... I guess you are... Kinda cute.
::Condor holds back a barf::
OH SHADDUP CONDOR!!!
Fearow: Hey shes hot to me.
::Condor flies off then and returns a few minutes later looking green::
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Condor: No I think im sick guys...
Fearow: WHA oh.
Chris: Whats Wha oh? Whats wrong with my pal?
Fearow: WONDERLAND BIRD FLU. any unnatual bird here gets it.
Chris: FUCK!
Fearow: Fuck is right. He cant take you home in this condition.
Chris: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US THIS COULD HAPPEN???!!!
Fearow: It uh slipped my mind?
Chris: SIGH... Is there a Cure?
FEarow: Yeah. but only the queen and her men carry...it...
Chris:Hand it over please Fearow. Im not in the mood.
::Fearow sighs.::
Im all out. I used my last dose on a dying bird the other day.
Chris: Then i suppose we have to get some more.

*groans* GREAT! Alright, boys and girls, looks like we're going on a suicide mission. *Female Elijah hugs Chris's neck* Aw... thank you, Chris! And call me Eliza! *Elijah rolls his eyes* How origional

Condor: If your... going on... this...foolhardy quest... at leat be... outfitted... for the job...
::Condor Waves his wing and all three of them glow Then they appear suited up in their best equipment. Chris even has his memories back.::
Condor: This is... only limited... Youll revert back in... 3 hours... Get the antidote... Hurry... COUGH COUGH!
Chris: Well save you Condor. I promise.
Fearow: Ill keep an eye on him.
::SHING! A blade comes out of Chris's Cyber arm:: Lets move.

*Elijah charges off, grumbling about waffles. Eliza runs beside Chris* I have to say, it's nice to be out of his brain. *winks at Chris* So... I've noticed you don't have a girlfriend... *Elijah calls over his shoulder* NO!

Chris goes wide eyed:: Exsqueese me? ::Then he sniffs the air and hyperruns off to the east:: Follow...

*Eliza tries to keep up with him, giving the stink eye to Elijah. Elijah snorts* He's my pal, and it's just a little weird that my "sister" wants to ride'em like a horse. *Eliza shrugs* I think he's sexy.

Chris stops suddenly:: SHHHH!!!! Theres a jack of spades over there. Stay down. Im going to go camo and try to get his stash.:: Turns invisable and sneaks off. He comes up to the Jack of Spades and slices his belt off. His pants fall... Chris Facepalms.:: NICE ASS! ::Calls someone unknown Chris runs::

*Elijah and Eliza take off after him* Oh shit! Oh shit! If I found out who blew our cover, I'm going to rip'em a new asshole! *Eliza yelps and trips over a tree root* How cliched! *gets up, but the Jack of Spades restrains her* Brother! Chris!

Chris skids to a stop rhen comes around and puts his blade to the Jacks throat:: Let her go. NOW!
::The Jack trembles then lets her go.:: HA HA!! YOU SUCK JACK!
::Says the voice.::
Eh?! ::Says Chris suddenly getting thrown over the Jacks shoulder onto the ground:: OOF!
THATS MORE LIKE IT JACK OF SPADES! ::Voice::
Chris: I SWEAR I FIND YOU IM GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!

*Elijah comes bounding out of the woods, roaring in fury, ripping the Jack limb from limb* BLOOD! BLOOD!!! *Eliza helps Chris up* You okay?

Yeah.
:Voice: uhh. Bye now! ::Wings flap off into the distance::
Geez Elijah Feral much?
::Just realizes that about 2 hours have passed::WONDERLAND TIME IS FASTER THAN OUR TIME!!! WE GOTTA MOVE!! ::Grabs the belt and hyperruns halfway back to Condor:: DAMMIT!! ::PUtters in and out of hyperrun:: Cant... maintain... run... loosing... memories...

*Eliza throws Chris over her shoulder and takes off with Elijah in tow* Come on! We don't have much time! *arrives back and lays Chris beside Condor* Chris! Antidote! Now!

Lets see... Condoms... Nope... Dildo... nope...::Names several other sex toys before finally...:: BIRD FLU ANTIDOTE! GOT IT!

*Eliza blushes* Nice to see you are prepared...

Hey its not mine. It was in the Jack of spades Belt. I might keep it tho. Who knows when theyll come in handy. ::Blushes tho you cant tell thru his dark fur:: Elijahs gonna kill me if he finds out tho... Hey where is he?

*drags himself forward* huff Too... huff... fuckin' long to run... huff... *Eliza sighs*

No wonder they call big cats lazy. ::Whistles to himself after he maks the comment then slowly walks around to the other side of Eliza.:: Hee.
Fearow: Hurry! You havent much time! Administer the antidote!
Condor:Uhhhhnnnnn......

*Eliza takes the antidote and pours it down Condor's throat* There you go buddy. *Elijah gets up, holding a dildo in his hand* The hell did this come from?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Elijahs gay!!
Condor groans:: you idiots...

*violently shoves it in Chris's mouth* Shaddup! Wait... all that stuff on your belt... condoms? Dildoes?! STRAPONS?!!! What were you planning to do to my sister?!

mffhffmff PHEH! DAMN MAN! I Found this stuff on the Jack of Spades. Relax. I wasnt planning to use it. ::Mumbles:: Yet. Heh heh heh.

*Eliza steps in her brother's way* I'd wish he would use it on me! *Elijah's eyebrow twitches, and a vein pops out on his forehead* KILL! YOU! CHRIS!!!

BRING IT ON FELINE! RAWR! ::Leaps at Elijah::

*Elijah grabs him and throws him into a tree. Eliza roars and puts Elijah in a headlock, cutting off his oxygen. Elijah passes out* IDIOTS!

HE Started it. stupid cat. Ruff. ::Rubs his sparking shoulder:: Ahhh SEEETH!!! Damn he got me good. Thats a weeks worth of repairs... AAGH! I think he took out the rotation motor...
Condor: Quit your bellyachin' Im feelin better. Oh Fearows gone by the way.

*Eliza sighs* I'll handle this. *grabs Chris's head and burrys it in her cleavage. She knocks him out from loss of oxygen.* Condor, just take us home already.

Condor: Uhh. As long as you promise not to do that to me... fine. ::He waves his wings...:: SHALIMA O SHALIRAN SHALIMA O SHALIRAN! SHALIMA O SHAL... oh by the way your guarantted a spot on Elijahs Crew. I made up that 80% thing to throw them off the trail. Your Bodys next to Chris's...IMA O SHALIRAM BADABOOM! WAKE UP JACKASSES!!!
::SPLASH! A wave of water hit the three of them in the real world and condor (machine) Sighed. Chris Sputtered. :: HEY! Oh Thanks condor. comere buddy.

*Elijah groans and gets up* God damn. Good to see things are normal. *looks down at the wet Eliza* ...Shit... *Elizaopens her eyes and winks at Condor* Thanks, buddy.

Condor winks back as he rests on Chris's shoulder:: So Eliza, What are your plans from here on out? ::Amazingly still has sex toy belt.::
WHAT THE?! Ummmmm. ::Sits looking away from Elijah.::

*Elijah gnashes his teeth, while Eliza pounces on Chris* Oh, I had a few ideas... *Elijah shakes with rage*

Hmm my kinda woman. ;) Hey condor if its not too much trouble could you be my jetpack so i can fly us outta here before e man over there kills me? ::Condor salutes and attaches to his back in jetpack mode::
Hold on tight sweetheart. ::They fly off together before Elijah has time to react.:: buh bye now!

*Elijah gnashes his teeth* I'll kill him... I know I will... *2 days later* ... WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO?! *trudges through the desert, a beard on his face*

::Condor circles overhead then zooms off::
Ha ha ha!!
::Whisper whisper::
Hes where?
Dezert.
Damn. Sorry Sweetheart i gotta go save your knucklehead brother.

*Eliza groans* Okay... just be careful, alright? You probably already know how pissed he's going to be... *Elijah collapses forward* This is it... this is the big one... I"m comin' momma.

Yeah yeah i know. Stupid concience... ::Blasts off over the wall and hyperspeeds down the dezert sands.:: What id give for an ice cream bar... ::ZOOM:: He stops and picks up unconcious Elijah and zooms off.:: Where to put him... where to put him... AHA!! ::Drops him off at an oasis full of beautiful women:: Scuse me ladies. Room for a war hero? ::Tney chuckle and nod then chris vanishes::

*Elijah groans as water is poured down his throat* Who... what? *looks around and grins* Hello, ladies! *gets tackled glomped, before pulling down a shade, blocking everything from sight. Eliza smiles as Chris comes back* So... I guess went well?

EHHHHH could be! ::Pulls Eliza in close:: Comere hon. ::Pulls down the umbrella as everything is shaded from view.::

*Warner Bros. theme plays, and Porky Pig shows himself* D-D-D That's all folks! *fade to black*

Aw that was a great movie!
The book was better.
::Chris and Eliza are still making out in the center back row::
Allright break it up kids movies over.
Chris: My place?

*Eliza nods and picks Chris up* Oh, yeah! *Elijah jumps up from the front row, heavily disguised* HOld it right there! Caught you in the act! And that movie only proved my theories!

Wait howd you get back from the dezert? I left you basically a happy man.
::Thinks about it for a moment.:: OH NO. You didnt get them PREGNANT did you?

*Elijah gulps* ...Perhaps... Maybe... I dunno. I got the hell out of there when I had the chance. So I could throttle you for doing it with my sister! *Eliza takes off, carrying Chris* And away we go!

Chris sighs:: You know i do have the hyperboost around here. and its usually GUY save GIRL not the other way around... But whatever... have it your way.

*growls* Be quiet! Besides, I'm faster than that knucklehead any day of the weak. *Elijah lags behind, redder than a beet. Eliza giggles* It's kind of cute. He's 8'7, bigger than me, but he still catch up!

Yeah until he figures uot he can use his jump pack as a speed booster... but since were indoors... nevermind he can do that. ::Chris smirks sheepishly then sticks his tounge out at Elijah and Smax Eliza's ass.:: GET THAT ONE? BOOTY CALL!

*Eliza yelps, and Elijah activates his jump pack* I'LL KILL YOU, FOO'!!! *speeds after them. Eliza gulps* Why the hell did you do that?!

::Chris jumps off Eliza then spills greese on the floor then turns the corner after her... but first he looks at Elijah and goes:: MEEP MEEP. ::Then runs::

*Elijah groans* Dammit! *he slips on the greese and goes through a wall. Eliza nods* Good job! You know, if your ass wasn't mechanical, I'd slap it in return.

His fett will be slippery until he can get greese remover. Were not in any danger for a while. And Id say slap my ass cause i can still feel it but youd probably hurt your hand. HEH.::Runs out the door with Eliza and gets in Chris's Orange Racing Chevy malibu. He floors it and takes off down the road. What? Cant I have a cool car? SHEESH!

*Eliza laughs* So... you have anything in your "pocket" I could play with? *winks*

You just cant wait to get home can ya? Heh heh. Unfourtinately I didnt pack any "Toys" but i think theres something in the glove box.

*Eliza opens up the glovebox and finds a flashlight* Works for me. *sticks in her legs. Elijah emerges from the wall he crashes through* I felt a disturbance in the force!

Uh oh. My "Elijahs pissed" sensor just went off. ::Floors it and roars down the road at nearly 220mph. Cops cant even keep up. He Is either a terrific driver... Or PRETTY DAMN LUCKY. Lets go with A. He Hits the brakes and swirves around a corner onto a freeway. Devoid of traffic I might add. He thinks for a moment then hits the brakes and throws it in reverse and goes the other way.:: Damn stop sticks... ::He spins around and suddenly vanishes.::

*Elijah runs like the 1 Million Dollar Man down the freeway, foaming at the mouth* CHRIS!!! WHERE IS MY SISTER?! *looks around* Where the fuck did they go. *Chris puts his hand over Eliza's mouth to keep her from getting too loud*

::Chris flips a few switches and the car changes to flight mode. He floors it again Beeping the horn twice and Gets an awsome picture of Elijah getting hit on the dashboard camera.:: Lovely. MEEP MEEP!

*Elijah groans and gets up* YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I kill you! *activates his jump pack and flys after them. Eliza sighs and puts the flashlight away* We there yet?

In 3.. 2,.. 1... BYE ELIJAH!
::Nosedives to a open door that camos and closes immediately.:: Ahh home sweet pad. ::Lands.:: Gas her up Boys. Ultra premium. ::Says Chris getting out of the car with Eliza.:: Now Let US go have some REAL fun. rawr. hmm hmm.

*Eliza giggles, and follows Chris. Elijah looks around, landing only a few feet from the camoed building. His face is red with rage* Where is he?! I swear, if I find him, I'll kill him!

You wanna start with the red one or the blue one? ::Says chris pulling out a pair of dildos.::

*Eliza thinks about it* Red! *Elijah's eyebrow twitches* What the hell?! My dildo alarm just went off!

you know, it's really cool that her pictures inspire such fun role plays, but, take it to the forums or a chat room, even IM will do. Please. The whole role play really throws off the comments... especially when it takes up half the page. it's kind of freaking ridiculous...and getting old.

that is so cute, I really love the pose and expression on their faces X3

^^ thanks sis

you are most welcome sis^^ I like lovey dovey stuff^^

yeah this is that guy who mostlikely will be my mate

I am happy to hear that^^ I glad things are going great for you two. you deserve to have someone because you are a wonderful person^^

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Awwww....

And the battle of fearows starts eh? lol

Very cute pic. ^^

That is really adorable.
Great poses and expressions.

^w^

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dawwwwwwww =^^= I guess fearrow's all mine ;3

Well I know how fearow feels at least. :P

hehe great work hon :D LOVE Red's expression!!

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aww that's so sweet

awww so cute

XD nice job Xizzy! I could see why Ferow would be jealous

*sniffles* hes takin my kool-aid...... *whimpers* ima have to go love on fearow since he knows my pain....

XDDDD OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA OMG I LOVE U

XD lmao and cuuuute!~ poor poor fearow, keeps getting tortured. needs to have a strong lion hug -nods-

awwww poor Fearow XD lol this is a cute pic hun ^^

*hands fearow a rapier and red a cutlass* to the death!

aww...! this is so cute! I love the pose and how well it came out, and red's expression is priceless! haha