lol, that's great!!!

Such a wonderful poem, really making it sound far 'more' than it really is...

Nice talent you have there.

Kar

Thank you :3

I don't know about you, but as much as I hate emptying the dishwasher, I'd rather empty one 1000 times than go head on with any appliance that happened to be demonically possessed.

Toasters, kettles, cookers, irons..even faucets fall victim to this dire fate.

They say, 'ooh no, there's an electrical fault, you need to re-wire the bro..' NO! I say! It needs an exorcism!

Cool. It could be really 'Dethklok-styled' black metal song xD

Hah xD

That's an awesome idea, but I feel would be more applicable to something I was penning up before I got bored of it. It's basically about a 70ft tall, man-eating twat. The army have to come out and everything. It's bad ass. So I'll probably finish it now.

Well, still it got me idea for black metal album about howled house electronics XD