"So hey...uh...would you mind opening this containment unit? I'm safe I promise! Unless cuddling is unsafe...in which case I'm very not-safe. T-though you don't think cuddles are unsafe do you? You look cuddly. "

Aibu signed up for a strange study, he's not too sure about this part. Either way he'll get out soon enough, did you bring snacks?

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