Rated XG for extremly gay :P

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Well all I can say is that Iam invited this friday to a students party with a dresscode slogan called Pimps & Hoes. So you have to dress as Pimp or Hoe of course. Appearently it is easy to say what I have choosen (not that I also thought of going as Pimp as well - had also ideas for that dress).
After my decision was made to become a Lostitute...and Iam very good in Lostitution :P I bought/fetched/found/missused some stuff and let it happen...while learning some lessons in the progress

1.It can be totally embarrasing buying woman fish net stockings at the grocery store (the ones I wear on my arms).

2.Buying silk knee high socks at the discounter...I was allready used to it.

3.As a man it is very hard to walk the line between looking like a cheap male prostitute or some just very gay emo boy...especially my male Skirt in combination with my silk shirt and stockings and those gloves made me look more fancy emo then slutty...of course Iam a fancy slut there as well :P

4.I don´t know if I should be worried because I love doing this more and more during the last days...caring a lot for the outcome. I think this is the wet lovesoaked dream of my narcisstic part of me (wich is a very big part allready) - so...yes I think Iam the total SEX looking like this :P

5.I fucking hope the other people appearing on the party will put as mutch effort in their dresses...not just only wearing some chain or hat or fake hair etc....and I hope there will be some hoes other then me as well...otherwise I would have a problem wich leads me to point 6

6.I better not drink that much on fridays "Pims & Hoes" party or I will end up in some...rough situations.