TF - Mew Kid feat. Skipper
The transformed kid from before is in the delicate process of freaking out when he attracts the attention of Skipper, an actual Mew kid. Their conversation is as follows:
Kid: Aah! What's going on?! Help!
Skipper: What? What's going on?!
Kid: What? Who's there?
Skipper: Dunno. I'm here, not there.
Kid: *Climbs wall and peeks over edge.* AAH! You too?
Skipper: Uh... no, I'm just one.
Kid: No, I mean... you're like me!
Skipper: Yeah. I'm a Mew.
Kid: Yeah! Wait, no! I'm a kid!
Skipper: Yeah, me too!
Kid: No, I mean a KID kid!
Skipper: I am a kid! I'm 10!
Kid: I meant a mew!
Skipper: A mew kid?
Kid: Yeah!
Skipper: Yeah, you're a mew kid!
Kid: No! I'm a human kid!
Skipper: No you're not.
Kid: Wh- yeah I am!
Skipper: ... I dunno, you look like me.
Kid: I'm a kid!
Skipper: Yeah! We're both kids!
Kid: But I'm not a mew kid!
Skipper: You just said you were!
Kid: No, I'm a kid, but not a mew kid!
Skipper: ... and now I'm confused.
Kid: It's simple! I'm a kid, but not a Mew kid!
Skipper: Even though you look like one?
Kid: Yes!
Skipper: ... alright, then. Whatever you say.
Kid: Look, just- are you a kid too?
Skipper: Yeah, I am!
Kid: ... like, a KID kid?
Skipper: I'm... 10?
Kid: I mean a human kid!
Skipper: No, I'm a mew kid.
Kid: But you're not supposed to be human like me?
Skipper: I'm a mew like you.
Kid: But not human!
Skipper: Yeah. I'm supposed to be a Mew.
Kid: OK. OK. You're not a human kid.
Skipper: Neither are you.
Kid: NO, I AM!
Skipper: Last I checked, humans don't have pink fur.
Kid: It- agh! I'm not SUPPOSED to be a mew kid!
Skipper: You're supposed to be a mew adult?
Kid: NO! I meant I'm supposed to be a KID, NOT a Mew!
Skipper: But... you are a kid!
Kid: I'm not SUPPOSED to be a Mew!
Skipper; Well, then transform!
Kid: I... wait, transform?
Skipper: Yeah, just change your form!
Kid: Hang on, can I do that? How do I do that?
Skipper: You need to be a mew.
Kid: But I'm not a mew.
Skipper: Then you can't do it.
Kid: What?! Why not?
Skipper: Because you're a human.
Kid: I- wait, no, I-
Skipper: You just said it over and over; you're not a Mew, so that means you can't transform.
Kid: But I'm a mew right now!
Skipper: Then transform.
Kid: I don't know how!
Skipper: You gotta do the thing.
Kid: What thing?
Skipper: You know, the thing? The thing that makes you transform?
Kid: I... what thing?
Skipper: You don't know how to do the thing?
Kid: No, I don't!
Skipper: Strange... oh! That's because you're not a mew, so you can't do the thing!
Kid: WHAT?! Wait. OK. Fine. I'm a mew kid. Now how do I transform?
Skipper: I thought you said you were human.
Kid: Well, I'm not. I'm a Mew now. So I should be able to transform, right?
Skipper: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!
Skipper: You're not human?
Kid: Yes!
Skipper: You're actually a Mew Kid?
Kid: YES!
Skipper: Well, then you don't need to transform! You already look like one!
Kid: AAAGH!
Kid: Aah! What's going on?! Help!
Skipper: What? What's going on?!
Kid: What? Who's there?
Skipper: Dunno. I'm here, not there.
Kid: *Climbs wall and peeks over edge.* AAH! You too?
Skipper: Uh... no, I'm just one.
Kid: No, I mean... you're like me!
Skipper: Yeah. I'm a Mew.
Kid: Yeah! Wait, no! I'm a kid!
Skipper: Yeah, me too!
Kid: No, I mean a KID kid!
Skipper: I am a kid! I'm 10!
Kid: I meant a mew!
Skipper: A mew kid?
Kid: Yeah!
Skipper: Yeah, you're a mew kid!
Kid: No! I'm a human kid!
Skipper: No you're not.
Kid: Wh- yeah I am!
Skipper: ... I dunno, you look like me.
Kid: I'm a kid!
Skipper: Yeah! We're both kids!
Kid: But I'm not a mew kid!
Skipper: You just said you were!
Kid: No, I'm a kid, but not a mew kid!
Skipper: ... and now I'm confused.
Kid: It's simple! I'm a kid, but not a Mew kid!
Skipper: Even though you look like one?
Kid: Yes!
Skipper: ... alright, then. Whatever you say.
Kid: Look, just- are you a kid too?
Skipper: Yeah, I am!
Kid: ... like, a KID kid?
Skipper: I'm... 10?
Kid: I mean a human kid!
Skipper: No, I'm a mew kid.
Kid: But you're not supposed to be human like me?
Skipper: I'm a mew like you.
Kid: But not human!
Skipper: Yeah. I'm supposed to be a Mew.
Kid: OK. OK. You're not a human kid.
Skipper: Neither are you.
Kid: NO, I AM!
Skipper: Last I checked, humans don't have pink fur.
Kid: It- agh! I'm not SUPPOSED to be a mew kid!
Skipper: You're supposed to be a mew adult?
Kid: NO! I meant I'm supposed to be a KID, NOT a Mew!
Skipper: But... you are a kid!
Kid: I'm not SUPPOSED to be a Mew!
Skipper; Well, then transform!
Kid: I... wait, transform?
Skipper: Yeah, just change your form!
Kid: Hang on, can I do that? How do I do that?
Skipper: You need to be a mew.
Kid: But I'm not a mew.
Skipper: Then you can't do it.
Kid: What?! Why not?
Skipper: Because you're a human.
Kid: I- wait, no, I-
Skipper: You just said it over and over; you're not a Mew, so that means you can't transform.
Kid: But I'm a mew right now!
Skipper: Then transform.
Kid: I don't know how!
Skipper: You gotta do the thing.
Kid: What thing?
Skipper: You know, the thing? The thing that makes you transform?
Kid: I... what thing?
Skipper: You don't know how to do the thing?
Kid: No, I don't!
Skipper: Strange... oh! That's because you're not a mew, so you can't do the thing!
Kid: WHAT?! Wait. OK. Fine. I'm a mew kid. Now how do I transform?
Skipper: I thought you said you were human.
Kid: Well, I'm not. I'm a Mew now. So I should be able to transform, right?
Skipper: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!
Skipper: You're not human?
Kid: Yes!
Skipper: You're actually a Mew Kid?
Kid: YES!
Skipper: Well, then you don't need to transform! You already look like one!
Kid: AAAGH!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Pokemon
Size 1920 x 1620px
File Size 2.88 MB
Listed in Folders
Oh, I thought you were playing along. This dialogue reminded me of Who's On First.
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