Older piece, last year fodder, to be precise...

Unhappy with the laws of Physics as well as the current fashion trends, George McKinley and Maria Simons jointly boycotted clothing and gravity and entered the first phase of their non-violent protest.

Sadly, their revolt against bad clothing and the Universal Law of Gravitation was cut short, when they floated over an airport and were eventually shot down by the U.S. Army as violators of American Air Space.