"Hi, Bonnie! Just a table for lil' bitty me, please!"

Bonita Blancas was watching the tables in the diner, looking for the raised hands or drinks of customers newly in need of her services, and so didn't see who had just walked in. But she knew her regulars.

Kabi Tipir was friendly, polite, and generous in her tips. Bonita was well-familiar with the rumors that Kabi was some notorious pick-pocket or burglar, but since she didn't bring any of that heat with her to Delilah's, Bonita didn't see it as any of her business.

Only one annoying thing about her, really. It wasn't supposed to be something a feline could ever compete with a bovine on, but somehow, Kabi easily had the most prodigious bosom that Bonita had ever seen (even sometimes outclassing the results of a breast enhancement potion). Hers were naturally much bigger than Bonita's own, though since she, like all tauruses, had a second set, she never conceded anything. Still, it irked her that it was a competition at all.

Bonita turned around to give Kabi the customary greeting, only to find that Kabi was not the proud bearer of a set of tits each literally the size of her own head. No, these were each as large as small barrels (and not particular small at that). Her massive mammaries heaved within the strained fabric of her bra and shirt, showing off over a solid foot of cleavage, and only barely covering her nipples.

Bonita had occasionally wondered what Kabi plus a breast enhancement potion would look like, and now she knew. The entrance to the diner wasn't small per se, but still Bonita knew there had to have been some squeezing and maneuvering for Kabi to get inside. It was looking like Kabi had pulled ahead, and she hated having to admit it.

So she didn't. Schooling herself after only a moment or two of staring at the fur-covered bounty before her, Bonita smiled and gave the rote introduction. "Hi there, and welcome to Delilah's Divine Diner! I'm Bonita and it'll be my pleasure to treat you to a Triple-Dee-licious meal! Will anyone be joining you today?"

"No, just me this time and I'm looking forward to it! The place certainly looks busy, though. I don't think I've ever see the Triple-Dee so FULL before," Kabi said, inhaling just enough to make her boobs start to overflow out of her top.

Hiding her grimace at the not-too-subtle subtext of her catty customer, Bonita came back with "Not to worry, ma'am! Since it's just 'lil' bitty you', we'll find a SMALL table that's out of the way. No one will notice the Triple-Dee being MARGINALLY more crowded than before." She gestured with her hand, leading Kabi to a small table.

Kabi sat down and took out her satchel bag to find the amount of coins she'd need for an extra-large serving of her usual fare (she would need it, after all, for all the milk she was producing), only to cry out as the table was pushed into her immense chest.

"Sorry 'bout that!" Bonita apologized with a smirk. "We have to keep a clear path through this area. Fire code and all that. You're not too hemmed in, are you?" she asked, sitting down next to her.

"Not at all," Kabi replied with a cool expression. "I can make this work," she said, reaching under the table and hefting her boobs up to let them rest on top of the table, taking up half the surface area in the process. "Though I may have to order my meal in stages, what with the table not being big enough and all. I hope that won't inconvenience you too much."

"Ah, didn't I mention? After my good customer reviews, I now get to have interns!" Bonita smiled, snapping her fingers and summoning a couple of goblins bearing trays of cups. "So this can just be extra practice for them on attending a table."

Just then, Bonita heard a wooden snap from beneath them. And just then, Kabi more than heard that wooden snap, as it traveled up the table and through her gigantic tits, eliciting a shocked expression that she couldn't hide. It was followed by more such snaps, as the legs of the beleaguered table gave under the weight of her chest.

"Oh no," Bonita deadpanned, "and us without any other spare tables, too..."

Kabi and Bonita are mine. Art by  Shonuff44.