"Hi there! I'm Ein! Let's be friends! I'm gonna eat you whole!"

Out shoots the tongue! Your last sight before the darkness claims you is a very friendly pakkun. While you might briefly complain that friends shouldn't eat other friends, it's gonna be awfully hard for him to hear you in there. And even harder for him to agree. If friends weren't meant to eat other friends, friends wouldn't be so delicious.

Art by ScruffKerfluff on Twitter