It doesn't get hot until I light the fireworks!

If you got the hops, I got the pops!

It's time for you to be the dirty magazine in a river and disappear!

No sweating when Fest arrives; you'll be need all the moisture you can get!

If you're feeling your awesome points go up, you have me to thank!

You just need to become a cow, just so you can take a tip!

You'll never match my cards, because you don't have any!

Thinking to be the jelly of my peanut butter?

It's me the number one idol--I meant tool of all time!