"Jordan Guy is smart. Not just a little smart, but really smart. He should totally go to college."

Too bad he already has a bachelor's in both Chemistry and Sports Medicine.

Jordan is a damn good bartender. Lana's not sure if it's the credentials he has hanging in his house or the ones you can't see are the reason for it.

Jordan joined Alpha Chi Sigma and double majored because he loved college so much! He definitely loved his frat and was their resident brewmaster. He's been pouring drinks since then and when he couldn't keep a job at Devro Pharmaceutical and couldn't find an opening with his alma mater using his other major he turned to the drink to save him.

And in a stuporous haze of pouring drinks from the bar at the Stray Kats, Lana decided that if he could sober up, he could be an amazing bartender.

He doesn't have the flair that Penelope, the other head bartender does, but his drinks will knock you out like a hand grenade.

Jordan is enamored by Rosary, and she knows it, but she just flirts to get drinks on the days she's not working. He does play the field though and while the rest of the club is strictly off-limits as far as he's concerned, he has found a few patrons worth his attention...for a while.