Luna should totally get Butters to TF Marcus.

... you're a cruel demented person.

I know. I'm a cruel demented ringtail taur.

Aha! You corrected me! I knew ringtail taurs didn't classify as people!

Depends on your philosophical point of view. As far as I'm concerned, it's not what you look like or how you are made that makes you human, it's how you act and what you do that makes you human. (And here I am citing a moral from a 2000's 3G flipphone point-and-click game that I can't seem to find on the Play Store for nostalgia.)

A fair point, though also understand that a lot of psychology is directly relevant to the psyche of oneself. What being a "person" is may differ to the point that, while some people are fine with identifying themselves as not or beyond people, some zealously strive to retain this classification at all costs in fear of exclusion and loss of identity.

... also, Marcus and Butters are friends. They've been sharing a room for a couple years, so he knows how to handle her.

'Handle' as in the same way you handle a familiar patch of rapids. There's still always the chance the river's added a new stone or your hand slips on the paddle that day... one more surprise may still be in store!

Well, until Marcus's saliva stops naturally being a putrid purple and smelling like minty lavender, he's figured he's earned at least a little bit of normalcy in his life.