Fallen in love with the shows The Loud House and The Casagrandes I was prompt to created a Loud House fan character. With the Loud House recent episodes focus on Lori that has moved on to her dream college that focus on golf. It inspired me to create a character based upon the late but great legendary comedian Rodney Dangerfield from his movie the Caddyshack and this youtube video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lxTjcSlPhE and this one from Rover Dangerfield https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63hUXEswg_w
Name: Roger Cloverfield.
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Weight: 255
Occupation: Casino owner and golf club business manager.
Personality: Carefree and easy going. Bit rude and crude but very likeable person. Generous with his money and loves to treat people.
Dislikes: People who are mean to other people either by color, gender, race, or being members of LGBT.
Likes: Golfing, gambling, soda's (maybe a bit too much), good Italian food and Mexican foods.
I can imagine what he might be like meeting the loud family.
(Story starts)
We find Lincoln Loud with his friend Clyde along with his mother and ten sister's as the Royal Woods Golf Course where she was assign to golf with an important guest visiting her college.
Rita: Lori don't be so nervous we are right here with you.
Loir: Mother this is like the most important responisbility I ever got. If I don't impress this Mr. Cloverfield we might not get our tuition funds to help run our school.
Lincoln: What's this Mr. Cloverfield like?
Leni: Ooh I heard he is like super rich and owns his own line of Casino's and a few fashion district. I am even wearing one of his designer golf T-shirts now.
Lana: Whoa look at that golf cart!
A purple golf cart pulls up that is as long as a limo. Out pops and old man wearing an orange plaid pants with light green and light blue striped golf jacket. He is followed by a robotic golf club bag.
Luan: Wow! His clothes are so loud that they speak for themselves. They are saying two things.
Clyde: What's that?
Luan: Ug-ly!
Rita: Um...are you Mr. Cloverfield?
Roger: Hey honey just call me Roger okay? You must be Lori Loud?
Rita: Oh no I'm Rita this is Lori I'm her...
Roger: Let me guess the younger sister right?
Rita: * Blushes with delight* Oh my! * Giggles* No I'm her mother and these are my children Leni, Luna, Luan Lynn, Lucy, Lincoln and his friend Clyde, Lana, Lola, Lisa and finally Lilly. My husband Lynn Sr is working at his restaurant Lynn's Table!
Roger: Hey I ate there a few times. Great food love his dishes. I tell ya it was so good they had to remind me when I get to the white part that's the plate.
Luan: Ha, ha, ha, ha that's a good one.
Lynn: Hmm...you don't look like an althete.
Roger: Are you kidding? When I was your age I used to play all kinds of sports. I used to on the toughest football teams around back in my high school days.
Lincoln: How tough were they?
Roger: Oh we were so tough after we sack the quarterback we go after his family.
After a few rounds of golf Clyde and Lincoln were in charge of carrying the golf bags and are feeling exhausted.
Clyde: Whew! This is hard work I never worked so hard.
Roger: Hard work? Are you kidding that's nothing. When I was a boy I never had it easy, I used to be poor before I work my way into my fortune.
Rita: You grew up poor?
Roger: Oh you bet. We were so poor at Christmas my old man showed up a picture of a turkey and I get to lick the gravy. I tell you we were so poor.
Lucy: How poor were you?
Roger: We were so poor that in my neighborhood only the rich can sleep in empty boxes. Say by the way kid don't sneak up on me like that. How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Later after a few rounds Roger keeps leaving holes on the divets as the grounds manager walks up to him.
Grounds Manager: Hey! Hey I don't care who you are. You better refill those divits.
Roger: Hey take it easy will ya? I got my boys on it. * Whistles*
Suddenly gophers appeared and run up to Roger.
Roger: Okay boys filled up those holes I made. * Pulls out some celery from his pockets* Here's your payments and a few extra greens to give you some energy okay? Great.
Lisa: That's impossible. Sciencetifically impossible.
Roger: Relax kid will ya? I can tell you're a super smart kid but you have to relax. You might end up having an ulcer at age 6.
Lisa pulls out her calculator and punch in the numbers.
Lisa: He's right! It all adds up.
Later after a few more rounds. Lori's boyfriend Bobby shows up in a gold cart.
Loir: Boo-boo bear? What are you doing here?
Bobby: Hey babe. My store got a call for a delivery for a...Cloverfield?
Roger: Hey kid right here.
Bobby: Here is your order of my Grandma's churros.
Roger: Hey thanks tell your Grandma makes the best churros I ever eaten. I tell ya you folks are all right! I never saw such a loving family.
Rita: Your family never gave you any love?
Roger: Nah in my family I get no respect! When I was born my doctor spanked my parents. I remember my Uncle's last dying wish that he wanted me on his lab. He was in a electrical chair! I tell ya even as a kid my mother never respected me, she says she only likes me as a friend. One time I got lost on a beach I had a police officer help me find me. I asked him "Do you think we can find them?" he said "I don't know kid there are so many places they could hide!"
Lana: Hey Lola your churro is touching mine! It's getting your gross germs on it.
Lola: Hey it adds flavor to mine!
Roger: Hey girls take it easy will ya. * Gives them new churro's* Here you sweeties enjoy. * To Bobby* As for you kid here $50 bucks take your girlfriend out for a night out of town.
Bobby: Hey Lori look date money!
Roger: Oh she's your girlfriend? Well here's an $25 tip live it up. She's all right!
After a day of golf.
Roger: Hey you loud folks are all right. Lori tell the dean I had a great time and he'll have a paycheck to help support your college.
Rita: You know that is really sweet of you to be so generious.
Roger: Well I never forgotten that I never had it easy when I was young. I worked like a dog my whole life, I started out as a busboy, to working as a dishwasher while earning my degree in buisness. Worked with a partner with a Casino and gold resort. After he retired he gave it all to me and here I am today. Running some of the best casino's and golf courses in Las Vegas.
Lincoln: Wow! So do you like living in Las Vegas?
Roger: Are you kidding? I love my life in Las Vegas! I wouldn't change it for anything. I have it made there. Hey Luna can you play some old show-tunes type music?
Luna: You got it dude!
(Music starts)
Roger: * Sings* It was a hard life but I made it.
Las Vegas is a place for me.
I now party all night and relax all day.
I tell you kids it's a place to throw your cares away.
It was a hard life but I made it.
If there's a heaven that is it for me.
The bright lights, the action I feel so at home.
I never have to worry of finding my dog his next bone.
It was a hard life but I made it!
The showgirls, the gambling, the dancing the fun.
* To Lincoln and Clyde* Take it from me boys as we lay around the sun.
I tell you I had a hard life but I made it!
Well it was a hard life but I made it.
Las Vegas has it all for me.
These days are now so great that I don't want it to end.
And everybody loves me because I treat everyone like my best friends.
Now it's an easy life and I love it!
How could anybody ask for more?
The golfing, the buffets are all for free.
I even get to see shows that you kids shouldn't see.
Why it's a swell life and I love it.
I'm never lonely I get girls galore!
I just got rid of two and down to only four.
I tell you folks its a great life and I love it!
Lincoln/Clyde: HE LOVES IT!
(Music ends)
Character and artwork by me.
Name: Roger Cloverfield.
Age: 67
Gender: Male
Weight: 255
Occupation: Casino owner and golf club business manager.
Personality: Carefree and easy going. Bit rude and crude but very likeable person. Generous with his money and loves to treat people.
Dislikes: People who are mean to other people either by color, gender, race, or being members of LGBT.
Likes: Golfing, gambling, soda's (maybe a bit too much), good Italian food and Mexican foods.
I can imagine what he might be like meeting the loud family.
(Story starts)
We find Lincoln Loud with his friend Clyde along with his mother and ten sister's as the Royal Woods Golf Course where she was assign to golf with an important guest visiting her college.
Rita: Lori don't be so nervous we are right here with you.
Loir: Mother this is like the most important responisbility I ever got. If I don't impress this Mr. Cloverfield we might not get our tuition funds to help run our school.
Lincoln: What's this Mr. Cloverfield like?
Leni: Ooh I heard he is like super rich and owns his own line of Casino's and a few fashion district. I am even wearing one of his designer golf T-shirts now.
Lana: Whoa look at that golf cart!
A purple golf cart pulls up that is as long as a limo. Out pops and old man wearing an orange plaid pants with light green and light blue striped golf jacket. He is followed by a robotic golf club bag.
Luan: Wow! His clothes are so loud that they speak for themselves. They are saying two things.
Clyde: What's that?
Luan: Ug-ly!
Rita: Um...are you Mr. Cloverfield?
Roger: Hey honey just call me Roger okay? You must be Lori Loud?
Rita: Oh no I'm Rita this is Lori I'm her...
Roger: Let me guess the younger sister right?
Rita: * Blushes with delight* Oh my! * Giggles* No I'm her mother and these are my children Leni, Luna, Luan Lynn, Lucy, Lincoln and his friend Clyde, Lana, Lola, Lisa and finally Lilly. My husband Lynn Sr is working at his restaurant Lynn's Table!
Roger: Hey I ate there a few times. Great food love his dishes. I tell ya it was so good they had to remind me when I get to the white part that's the plate.
Luan: Ha, ha, ha, ha that's a good one.
Lynn: Hmm...you don't look like an althete.
Roger: Are you kidding? When I was your age I used to play all kinds of sports. I used to on the toughest football teams around back in my high school days.
Lincoln: How tough were they?
Roger: Oh we were so tough after we sack the quarterback we go after his family.
After a few rounds of golf Clyde and Lincoln were in charge of carrying the golf bags and are feeling exhausted.
Clyde: Whew! This is hard work I never worked so hard.
Roger: Hard work? Are you kidding that's nothing. When I was a boy I never had it easy, I used to be poor before I work my way into my fortune.
Rita: You grew up poor?
Roger: Oh you bet. We were so poor at Christmas my old man showed up a picture of a turkey and I get to lick the gravy. I tell you we were so poor.
Lucy: How poor were you?
Roger: We were so poor that in my neighborhood only the rich can sleep in empty boxes. Say by the way kid don't sneak up on me like that. How much do you charge to haunt a house?
Later after a few rounds Roger keeps leaving holes on the divets as the grounds manager walks up to him.
Grounds Manager: Hey! Hey I don't care who you are. You better refill those divits.
Roger: Hey take it easy will ya? I got my boys on it. * Whistles*
Suddenly gophers appeared and run up to Roger.
Roger: Okay boys filled up those holes I made. * Pulls out some celery from his pockets* Here's your payments and a few extra greens to give you some energy okay? Great.
Lisa: That's impossible. Sciencetifically impossible.
Roger: Relax kid will ya? I can tell you're a super smart kid but you have to relax. You might end up having an ulcer at age 6.
Lisa pulls out her calculator and punch in the numbers.
Lisa: He's right! It all adds up.
Later after a few more rounds. Lori's boyfriend Bobby shows up in a gold cart.
Loir: Boo-boo bear? What are you doing here?
Bobby: Hey babe. My store got a call for a delivery for a...Cloverfield?
Roger: Hey kid right here.
Bobby: Here is your order of my Grandma's churros.
Roger: Hey thanks tell your Grandma makes the best churros I ever eaten. I tell ya you folks are all right! I never saw such a loving family.
Rita: Your family never gave you any love?
Roger: Nah in my family I get no respect! When I was born my doctor spanked my parents. I remember my Uncle's last dying wish that he wanted me on his lab. He was in a electrical chair! I tell ya even as a kid my mother never respected me, she says she only likes me as a friend. One time I got lost on a beach I had a police officer help me find me. I asked him "Do you think we can find them?" he said "I don't know kid there are so many places they could hide!"
Lana: Hey Lola your churro is touching mine! It's getting your gross germs on it.
Lola: Hey it adds flavor to mine!
Roger: Hey girls take it easy will ya. * Gives them new churro's* Here you sweeties enjoy. * To Bobby* As for you kid here $50 bucks take your girlfriend out for a night out of town.
Bobby: Hey Lori look date money!
Roger: Oh she's your girlfriend? Well here's an $25 tip live it up. She's all right!
After a day of golf.
Roger: Hey you loud folks are all right. Lori tell the dean I had a great time and he'll have a paycheck to help support your college.
Rita: You know that is really sweet of you to be so generious.
Roger: Well I never forgotten that I never had it easy when I was young. I worked like a dog my whole life, I started out as a busboy, to working as a dishwasher while earning my degree in buisness. Worked with a partner with a Casino and gold resort. After he retired he gave it all to me and here I am today. Running some of the best casino's and golf courses in Las Vegas.
Lincoln: Wow! So do you like living in Las Vegas?
Roger: Are you kidding? I love my life in Las Vegas! I wouldn't change it for anything. I have it made there. Hey Luna can you play some old show-tunes type music?
Luna: You got it dude!
(Music starts)
Roger: * Sings* It was a hard life but I made it.
Las Vegas is a place for me.
I now party all night and relax all day.
I tell you kids it's a place to throw your cares away.
It was a hard life but I made it.
If there's a heaven that is it for me.
The bright lights, the action I feel so at home.
I never have to worry of finding my dog his next bone.
It was a hard life but I made it!
The showgirls, the gambling, the dancing the fun.
* To Lincoln and Clyde* Take it from me boys as we lay around the sun.
I tell you I had a hard life but I made it!
Well it was a hard life but I made it.
Las Vegas has it all for me.
These days are now so great that I don't want it to end.
And everybody loves me because I treat everyone like my best friends.
Now it's an easy life and I love it!
How could anybody ask for more?
The golfing, the buffets are all for free.
I even get to see shows that you kids shouldn't see.
Why it's a swell life and I love it.
I'm never lonely I get girls galore!
I just got rid of two and down to only four.
I tell you folks its a great life and I love it!
Lincoln/Clyde: HE LOVES IT!
(Music ends)
Character and artwork by me.
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