Lance feathery belongs to  Feathery of Furaffinity.

Well Lance was staying over at Dillons house for some "freaky fun". Of course Dillon being the slime ball he is, drugged him and he woke up in Dillons coctail dungeon.

Dillon: wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

Lance looked around at the damp cold room, which for some reason was scattered with stray brushes and feathers of all sizes and shapes.

Lance: What? What is this!!!
Dillon: It's called ART darling, ART!
Lance: What are you talking about, I cant see any art?
Dillon: Sweetheart, you dont see MY art. you LIVE IT!

Dillon pulls out a potato bag full of Dillons old beakbrushes.

Dillon: the instructions say "brush for 30 seconds on each area, being sure to brush the middle, top, left, right and bottom thoroughly until satisfied"
Lance: please dont! I know what your going to do! please just dont! I need to go to the toilet!!!
Dillon: oh dear heart, you will go in due time!

With a swift grace his fingers grasped the largest bristliest toothbrush and dived straight into the poor birds exposed feet.
Lance: HAHAHAHAHA!!! NOHOHOHOHOHO!
Dillon: look on the bright side feathers, at least you wont need to visit the dentist for another six months!