(No, seriously. I couldn't think of a good title.)

Don't mind me, just meeting my Nicktoon twinning quota for the year. This is a story I was inspired to write after seeing this great image by  acecomix: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36498046 In this harrowing tale, Five learns the dangers of using your friends' stuff without asking and not pre-ordering, though I would like to personally defend the latter because pre-ordering can often be bullshit, like when the store you pre-ordered from gets closed due to a pandemic nobody would do anything about, and they don't even have the basic courtesy to so much as e-mail you, forcing you to run around town all day trying to find a store that has a copy of the remake of a 17-year-old kids' licensed game you've already 100%'d several months prior. No, I'm totally not projecting, why do you ask?

Trying to write an ending to this was actually really hard, mostly since I'm one of those people who cares more about the TF and the character's immediate reaction than the long-term aftermath.

I'm also gonna try and start posting most of my future stories on dA and FA simultaneously. Ironically the first one doesn't involve furries at all.

Please watch Glitch Techs.