I dunno this is random -

READ SO YOU CAN POSSIBLY GET IT.
Spongebob made a club house and he told all members MUST wear uniform, which is as you may realize is looking like spongebob him self.

The fish at the door (who looks gay) says " I will write my names on you so i can tell the difference."

Sponge bob looks at his name and says "OMG it says my name! Jumping Jellyfish!" (jumping jellyfish seems to be a rude thing to call jelly fish, because they don't float.)

The GAY security guard comes up to him and says "A true spongebob squarepants would NEVER speak of a jelly fish in that kinds of language.
YOU ARE A FRAUD, YOU MUST LEAVE THIS MOMENT!"
"Bu.. But" sponge bob says.
"OUT!" The security guard yells.
Then it shows a picture of the club house...
Than spongebob cries a pool and then the security guard walks over to him and says "You are now allowed in because a real sponge bob square pants cries about any small thing"
Spongebob smiles.... and says " but... but... you said"
"NO BUTS! Get back in there!!!" yells the security guard.
"OK" says spongebob quietly.

DON'T ASK IT IS GAY I KNOW I JUST WANTED TO DO A COMIC... Btw I know I kinda copy and pasted heaps of things... and like everything is gay...