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Farting robots?
idiotic explosions?
the pentagon is not in washington!
why are there 2 stupid jiving robots for?!
800 MILLION DOLLARS REVENUE?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Farting robots?
idiotic explosions?
the pentagon is not in washington!
why are there 2 stupid jiving robots for?!
800 MILLION DOLLARS REVENUE?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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You are not alone.
http://chief-orc.deviantart.com/journal/25616593/
(I know a worse anime, though...)
http://chief-orc.deviantart.com/journal/25616593/
(I know a worse anime, though...)
pues es que siendo honestos es lo que es el concepto original de Transfomers... igual que GIJoe, eran batallas nonsense entre buenos y malos... fuera de eso, no habia que buscarle mucho trasfondo, y creo que los que crecimos con ese tipo de historias y fantasia medio boba de los 80s, nos sentimos a gusto con lo que ha hecho hasbro de sus juguetes. Al menos en ese aspecto espero no madurar nunca.
I didn't. I didn't a give Shit about Megan Fox or any other 80 pound Girl in this flick. Fox was not like she used to be in the first. Screw Bay for even using CGI ON HER?? Yup... That's what he did. They should've given the Movie Transformer Franchise to a Better Director. Like CHRISTOPHER NOLAN??? For CHRIST SAKES...
YOP.... See for yourself, or correct me if Im wrong if you think it's fake or not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXsd5aw8oas Perv's are Obsessing over a Girl's CGI Sexyness.... JUST TOO FUNNY!!!
tiene tantas cosas malas, desde cuando los robots se ponen horny, porque babean, porque el avion negro en el museo era un viejo, esos gemelos, Shia Le buff buff como le digo yo dandole un ataque de epilepsia en la clase, el pedazo a lo american pie de la familia de el al principio de la pelicula, y miles de cosas mas
No entiendo porque no pueden hacer que sea parecido a lo que uno vio en la serie animada, esta parte 2 pudo llamarse "Humans featuring the Tranformers" but way way in the background, incredibly enough, the other Transformers didnt talk much, god i wanted those twins dead, in fact i wanted everybody dead in the end lol
uhh, OK? All I get from every is just a quick critism with no explination on what makes the movie bad. I mean I thought it was a watchable movie, & beleave me when I say I have seen movies that are alot worse then revenge of the fallen. But its not a movie that makes me want ot pry my eyes out or things like everyones exagerating it to be.
Movies ive seen that are worse then revenge of the fallen,
Lazerblast
Alien 3000
Robot Jocks
Robot Wars
The Atomic Brain
The Brain that would not die
Space Mutiny/battlestar galactica stock footage
Battle Beyond the stars
Space Raiders/battle beyond the stars stock footage
Star Portal/battle beyond the stars stock footage
Hobgoblins
Warrior of the lost world
Deathstalker 3
Yeah I watch alot of B-movies.
Movies ive seen that are worse then revenge of the fallen,
Lazerblast
Alien 3000
Robot Jocks
Robot Wars
The Atomic Brain
The Brain that would not die
Space Mutiny/battlestar galactica stock footage
Battle Beyond the stars
Space Raiders/battle beyond the stars stock footage
Star Portal/battle beyond the stars stock footage
Hobgoblins
Warrior of the lost world
Deathstalker 3
Yeah I watch alot of B-movies.
I still dont get what people are bitching about, I guess I didnt really have any expectations when going to see it. I just wanted to go watch a movie. Does anyone honetly think Uwe Boll could have made a better transformers since people are always compairing those two? REALLY ITS ROBOTS, THAT TURN,INTO CARS. I didnt have any huge expectations when going to see it other that watching robots turn into cars. I'll admit its not somthing id watch again but really was this movie that bad, was this really the worst thing since the red death, the halocaust, I can hardly talk to anyone about it without every single person & there grandmother going ape shit crazy about, UGH I DIDNT LIKE THIS, I DIDNT LIKE THAT. I know im driving to deep into the same subject but. I dont know what else to say, I honestly dont know what everyone was expecting, I go to see a movie just to be entertained & escape real life, not to nip pick it to death & act, & jump on the band waggon like your all doing now, & act like some snot nosed film critic.
but but but but... Hugo Weaving's voice on megatron makes him a sexy villain...
well first this movie was made not to excel at a story but to allure us 80's folk that followed the cartoons and collect the toys with the cgi... it's a popcorn flipper movie without doubt... well promoted and marketed... even if it haves way to much errors... i love when they left the aerospace museum in the west coast and jetfire talks to them in a desert background... or the quick drive between egipt and jordania
well first this movie was made not to excel at a story but to allure us 80's folk that followed the cartoons and collect the toys with the cgi... it's a popcorn flipper movie without doubt... well promoted and marketed... even if it haves way to much errors... i love when they left the aerospace museum in the west coast and jetfire talks to them in a desert background... or the quick drive between egipt and jordania
I'm not defending the movie, heck I think people are pretty justified in picking out its flaws but that detail about the Autobots driving to an area in a flash is not a failing of just the movie. In the 1980's cartoon Prime would be sending out the Autobots to where the Decepticons are attacking, and he would be sending or leading a combat party to combat them from their base in Arizona to some other location,mostly in the American Southwest, but sometimes they would fight in such places as Pittsburgh or Washington D.C. The Decepticons could fly the Autobots could not yet the Autobots always reached the location the Decepticons would attack within minutes of the attack or they would even do it preemptively.
So yeah...not defending the movie but just wanted to point out failing not only happens in the movie but also in the original G1 version as well.
So yeah...not defending the movie but just wanted to point out failing not only happens in the movie but also in the original G1 version as well.
lol... by redbox you mean rent it? you american... anyway... if you like a movie with nice visual effects... lots of blasts and explosions... a relatively fast pace... and don't want to think just enjoy this is a movie for you... that was it was for me... pop corn flipping and entertaining
except that this is not a saturday morning cartoon with a tight budget and a very close deadline. is a 100 million dollar movie with a script written by retards...Jurassic Park? was a shallow pop corn movie but it had coherence and treated audiences with dignity making a nice quality product. Here Mr. Bay just purs gasoline in a trash can, light it on fire and make people believe he created fire. he is technically insulting audiences and nobody care? v_v
Actually I think that the Twilight series are even worse!
Transformers 2 has more gaping plot holes than Swiss cheese! Here are a few:
1. In "Transformers," there was this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles -- excuse me, Mission City -- that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing, and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions of dollars in damage? Also, didn't Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and tell everyone we were being attacked by "a technological civilization far superior to our own"? How did they spin that?
2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus?
3. Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar?
4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.
5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie?
6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?
7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?
8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance?
9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!
10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean?
Transformers 2 has more gaping plot holes than Swiss cheese! Here are a few:
1. In "Transformers," there was this giant battle in the middle of downtown Los Angeles -- excuse me, Mission City -- that was witnessed by thousands of people at the very least. But somehow the government was able to cover up the whole thing, and now the existence of alien robots is just an internet rumor? How did they do it? Pay off everyone who was there and quickly fix millions of dollars in damage? Also, didn't Keller (Jon Voight) go on TV and tell everyone we were being attacked by "a technological civilization far superior to our own"? How did they spin that?
2. There are two pieces of the Allspark cube left: the military has one under lock and key, and Sam discovers another. The Decepticons steal one and bring Megatron back to life. But when Sam (Shia LaBeouf) wants to bring back Optimus, he has to find the Matrix of Leadership on the other side of the globe. Why not use the other piece? Mikaela (Megan Fox) has it in her backpack the whole time. It brought his kitchen appliances to life, why can't it do the same for Optimus?
3. Speaking of Megatron's rebirth, when the Decepticons venture deep into the ocean to revive him, the Navy crew tracking them reads five contacts. When they get down there, they tear apart one of the robots for parts to rebuild Megatron. Then as they rise to the surface, the same Navy guys say they spot six contacts. The little "Doctor" robot popped out down there, but he's about a third of the size of a person. Would he have shown up on sonar?
4. That reminds me: even if I were to forgive the Doctor's German accent -- and director Michael Bay is asking me to forgive a lot of ridiculous accents -- why would a robot need glasses? He has little lenses that flip in front of his mechanical eyes. Couldn't he just get his eyes adjusted? You'd think with all the laser guns, someone could perform a Lasik procedure.
5. Apparently, Transformers can look like people now. How? And how is it that even though the robo-girl (Isabel Lucas) is made of metal, she can still straddle Sam without crushing him. And if Bumblebee knows something's wrong with her, why does he spit antifreeze at her instead of telling Sam? Yes, his voicebox is broken, but wasn't it fixed at the end of the last movie?
6. The Fallen is the last of the Primes, since they all sacrificed themselves to stop him from destroying the sun. But then he says that Optimus is a descendant of the Primes. First, Transformers have kids? And second, how could he descend from them if they were all dead? And if the Fallen could only be destroyed by a Prime, why didn't the originals just gang up on him back in the day? And what makes Optimus so special, anyway? Megatron beat him earlier, but all it takes is a few spare parts from creaky old Jetfire for him to take out the Fallen?
7. Sam, Mikaela, and Simmons (John Turturro) go to the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum in Washington D.C. to find Jetfire. Then they walk out the back onto a wide open field with old planes and mountains in the distance. When did the National Mall start to look so much like to Tucson, AZ (where they really filmed that scene)?
8. The geography is just as bad when they go to Egypt. The stone city of Petra in Jordan is over 250 miles away, over mountainous terrain, with few paved roads and the Israeli border between them, so how can they drive from one to the other in a couple of hours. And the Pyramids are said to be shooting distance from the Mediterranean, but they are actually well over 80 miles inland. Even if the Navy ship had a secret rail gun, and even if the captain would take an order to fire from a former agent of a government branch that no longer exists (over a walkie-talkie that inexplicably starts working again), how could it hit a moving target from that distance?
9. Sam briefly dies and goes to Robot Heaven. Robot Heaven?!?!
10. Where does Sam's bandage come from? What about his extra sock? Why does Sam's roommate not contribute anything at all? What was the Fallen doing for those thousands of years Megatron was frozen in ice? How does one satellite receive transmissions from everywhere on the planet? Why does Wheelie hump Mikaela's leg? Why do we have to see John Turturro's thong? Why are robots who join together to become Devastator also seen fighting the Army at the same time? Why does the government want only our military fighting Decepticons when our weapons seem unable to make so much as a dent on any of them? Why did the ancient Egyptians build a pyramid around the sun-destroying machines instead of just breaking it? Why is the Matrix of Leadership bigger in the Fallen's hand than in Sam's? And how do Mikaela's pants stay so clean?
I disagree; I think the first one was awesome, and worth buying. I thought the second one was too, but after I watched it again I was like "Okay, why the fuck did I find this amusing the first time?" Besides, there are dozens of movies that are worse than Transformers 2, such as The Final Destination and One Missed Call and One Missed Call and One Missed Call and ONE MISSED FUCKING CALL.
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