True story: I forgot that it was my birthday and my mother called and reminded me and I said "Oh, shit!" forgetting that I wasn't supposed to curse while my mother was on the phone. But, before my mom reminded me of said event, I was watching the news and it was also the weatherman's birthday and they were pelting him with snowballs and I was laughing...not realizing that it was my birthday. Now, I am not going to tell my best friend this because she'd probably pee herself laughing and call me old even though she's just a few months younger than I am.

Long story short, I made me a jello cake and had to tell somebody. I can't keep embarassing things like that to myself.