Full name: Milo Jonathan Anthony Wales
Gender: Male
Height: 2 ft 8
Stomach Colour: Green
Body Colour: Light grey
Hair Colour: White

Miles, simply put, is a genius. There is no philosophy he cannot grasp, no theory he cannot contemplate. He, like generations of his family before him, helps to keep historical records for Smithereen’s Landing. The actual task of documenting that history currently goes to his father, “Twonk” Wales. Miles has actually set up a small residence in the Du Pesquie Hall’s library and has read the books there so many times that he can recite the details from any one of them if asked. He would be an excellent typographer, but Miles is also extraordinarily lazy. He often falls asleep midway through whatever book he is reading, no matter how long it is.