These are my two newest characters, Phideaux and Moose.
Phideaux is slightly out of her mind due to a lifetime of torture, abuse and all around picking on by her peers. My only proof of this are my favorite drawings of her: Her playing video games, while talking to someone off of the page, and saying "Yes, yes, keep on laughing. Karma will eventually come around and help me smash your face in.", her grinning down at another person you can't see, and saying "Regretting teasing me yet? What's that? No, no. I didn't have to tell you I had a tazer.", and her sitting behind Moose, holding up his ears, saying "Oh my God! Can I starch your ears like this?! You look like a bunny!!"
Moose, on the other hand, is rather laid back and calm, and doesn't enjoy starting fights (that's not entirely true... I'll explain this later, if someone wants me to... it's kinda interesting, as far as I'm concerned.) He's the poster child for "gentle giants", as he stands at roughly seven and a half feet tall, and wouldn't hurt a fly (he could, however, drown it in his slobber :3) He'll eat anything, by the way.
These two are the best of friends, and are usually seen together.
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