What I've got so far

Blow up the spot when you blow in the slot I keep my set in mint condition yeah ya know what I've got.
A controller with two buttons, ain't that something? Now I'm ploppin myself upon the sofa with a soda pop.
Play into the late night until my ass hurts, we don't fuck with memory, yo, we stick with passwords.
Shit before that you only had some continues. Does this next-generation even know what we've been through?
And you can claim OG and spit out Atari, but lets admit it people the sound effects were sorry.
I need that 8-bit shit to spit so thick and quickly. The OST of your PS3 can't move or lift me.
Orchestral scores don't rock out on your XBox, Absorb don't ignore the chip, kid, or you'll get clocked.
These new dudes don't realize how hard it is, to maintain the gold paint on Zelda cartidges.

that slow part

Now quick watch me flip that...
Tetris piece like an ill track...
Luigi's a G, he will crack...
So please hold your bullet bill back.
You know I'm Racing so rad
the streets of Rivercity so bad
These dragon double as twins
So throw em in the air cause Nintendo is for the win!

I could record it...

god DAMN all of that was awesome! Record that shit.