So today I was walking to the warehouse from the showroom floor of the store I work at when this Abomination dropped down from the ceiling and I almost ran into it with my face.

I never stopped and backpedaled so fast, it looked like I hit an invisible wall. Because it was a hanging from a 30 ft high ceiling smashing it is out of the question. So I went to find the spray. Not only was the spray can empty but by the time I came back out it was gone.
I felt like this.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37160504/


Ugh, i hate spiders. And this one was a black widow too, I could tell from the bright red ass, on an all black spider. I need a flamethrower in my back pocket. To those of you curious the spider survived. Whether or not that is a good thing is up to each person's interpretation.