"The skirmish wages for two straight days, till the sun ran up the splintered flag post and past it's nightly sojourn. Sleep was rare and when you found yourself with the time you weren't fortifying the palisades with garbage cans or stuck on the constant patrols, you slept. And for those five minutes, this war was a decent sort of thing, if only because it was so far away" -Earl Z. M., War of UBcon '10-