Oh my...
The possessive apostrophe on 'Cookie's' kind of gives this a ghoulish secondary meaning, as I suddenly wonder just who, exactly 'Cookie' is, and who, exactly is baking him (or her) in the oven?

Shades of Hansel & Gretel, which, I suppose is apropos. as we come up to Hallowe'en. :P

I guess Cookie was one of the ones that didn't get away from that gingerbread house in the middle of the forest? O.o!

...I don't know why I added it. That said this is hilarious lol

I haven't baked cookies in ages. Lovely poem :3

Now i'm hungry again XD