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When ridiculously absurd slabs of steel infused with 'teh powah of LOVE & Friendship are just not cutting it in your endeavor to be your humble village's first near-negative muscle mass godslayer of everything, then it's time for you to try S3's Final Word in Atmospheric Reentry-Based weapon systems, the SWORDAPULT! Harnessing long-lost ancient technologies called "momentum" and "cutting"!
"There's a chance THIS... will work."
-The still-missing original wielder of the Swordapult
"I think he's compensating for something."
"Yeah, his range."
PS: This is the result of me reading Berserk and watching a friend play Monster Hunter 3 Tri
PPS: Cloud who?
"There's a chance THIS... will work."
-The still-missing original wielder of the Swordapult
"I think he's compensating for something."
"Yeah, his range."
PS: This is the result of me reading Berserk and watching a friend play Monster Hunter 3 Tri
PPS: Cloud who?
Category All / Fantasy
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It's one of those horse-cleaving swords, isn't it? A zanbato like Sano had.
I was wondering when someone would mention one of the MAIN CHARACTERS from Rouroni Kenshin.
Cloud's "sword" was nothing compared to Sano's Zanbato.
Now the fact that cloud had 7 stored inside his bike and he combined them to form even MORE weapons is cool.
The fact that he uses all 7 during his omnislash against Sephiroth AGAIN in the movie just makes it THAT much cooler.
Cloud's "sword" was nothing compared to Sano's Zanbato.
Now the fact that cloud had 7 stored inside his bike and he combined them to form even MORE weapons is cool.
The fact that he uses all 7 during his omnislash against Sephiroth AGAIN in the movie just makes it THAT much cooler.
well he has to repress it some- or his armor takes over and well... while it's indestructible, it uses pain suppression and spikes through the bones to keep the bag of gore that is Gut's wrecked body in one piece- and it's not big on the whole "friend or foe" distinction.
At one point I tried to make sense and logic out of anime cliches...
Now I just laugh at anime and make parodies of it.
(oh and react in disgust to hentai with the same overblown troll-like behavior that forum trolls react to furry artwork.
Try it! It's fun! "Her eyesockets are 90% of her skull! she has no mouth! is she 4 years old!?)
Now I just laugh at anime and make parodies of it.
(oh and react in disgust to hentai with the same overblown troll-like behavior that forum trolls react to furry artwork.
Try it! It's fun! "Her eyesockets are 90% of her skull! she has no mouth! is she 4 years old!?)
lol I do find this funny at times too, frankly I think people confuse sexual proclivities with "shock value", i.e. the sexual drive is designed to be turned on "irregardless of actual orientation" therefore if shock value turns me on, I should draw more shock value assuming this is my sexuality. Eventually this produces humorous results.
My warrior is so strong he has 4 katanas! Three that he juggles at all times and one that he keeps in his teeth!
That way he's always stabbing something! And his feet turn into katanas when he's really angry because he was bitten
by a werewolf that was made out of katanas. And he wears a trenchcoat.
~Pipes description of Dark Elder Moonknight
That way he's always stabbing something! And his feet turn into katanas when he's really angry because he was bitten
by a werewolf that was made out of katanas. And he wears a trenchcoat.
~Pipes description of Dark Elder Moonknight
I don't use this phrase much, but this is win. Why, why had no one thought of this before!? It's so simple! Cutting edge + Mass X Velocity = I Win. However, what exactly do you do for the backswing? If you miss, you're kinda hosed. But that doesn't matter does it? You have a huge freaking sword! This is really funny, and as a gamer, I can really appreciate the joke behind this. Nicely done my friend, nicely done.
A better weapon would be if you stuck two Swordapaults on a chain by the handles, then you'd get Swordapaultchucks. Any weapon can be made better by turning it into 'chucks.
And I guess Gami also is in the beliver that it isn't about the hitting, it is also about the reloading.
And I guess Gami also is in the beliver that it isn't about the hitting, it is also about the reloading.
They fixed that fatal flaw sadly, they put rubber on them so retards don't hurt themselves. No, you should fire the several hundred billinn copies of crap third party casual gamer titles, like Dora the Explorer and Hannah Montana. If the weight of it doesn't kill ya the horribleness of the content will.
That's still some impressive strength being able to hold up one end of the thing! However... wouldn't that catapult actually be more likely to shove the entire sword forward, resulting in Epic Misdirection and instead of cleaving the target from overhead with many tons of steel, ram them straight in the face with the hilt? Which would still be effective...
I think yo missed the point of WHY exactly it works so well on that resolution, or smaller for that matter
From the tumbnails, I couldn't see the catapult part. And watching the image...
Sure, the name seemed a bit strange at that point, but the absurd size of the sword was funny.
Then I scrolled a bit to the right and suddenly it all made sense
From the tumbnails, I couldn't see the catapult part. And watching the image...
Sure, the name seemed a bit strange at that point, but the absurd size of the sword was funny.
Then I scrolled a bit to the right and suddenly it all made sense
Needs more buckles, glitter, weak parts, color, frilly things, a backstory of sorrow that missed a phone call about if it was satisfied with it's cable service and is now haunted forever, oh and an Ellipsis generating machine.
However if it's not for Fantasies of Final, then it just needs the ability to KILL something it hits. Something they've never done.
However if it's not for Fantasies of Final, then it just needs the ability to KILL something it hits. Something they've never done.
that's what the catapult is for. Or in larger cases a trebuchet with a boulder tied to the blade. See, some scrawny little twerp with no muscle mass can lift a sword in Fantasies of Final Seven and no one bats an eyelash. But you apply logic (albet for completely comical impossibilities) and OH SNIP! EH GUNNA DIE
Ever hear about the anime physics book? 400 pages of the word "fuck it all"
Ever hear about the anime physics book? 400 pages of the word "fuck it all"
Heh, that is priceless.
One of the biggest/heaviest swords I've ever seen in fiction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9pRR3bFEI
One of the biggest/heaviest swords I've ever seen in fiction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB9pRR3bFEI
Godo, you did a bad thing... and Casca is instantly replaced as his one true love XD
first thing to say about this is " E GLORIOUS GADSBY! " lots of comments...
second thing, the swords too small.
third thing, you gave great idea for meme,one where people make MORE absurd weapons, i have a gun i'm working on that would work for this category.
ps. wrote this on ps3 MY HAAAANDS!!
second thing, the swords too small.
third thing, you gave great idea for meme,one where people make MORE absurd weapons, i have a gun i'm working on that would work for this category.
ps. wrote this on ps3 MY HAAAANDS!!
Blame Mass Effect 2 for this reference based off your quote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyAGo_k5MiI
Reminds me of the guy from Valkyrie Profile
I think this is him : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKFS4-T2lac
I think this is him : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKFS4-T2lac
http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/04.....cooler-anyway/
yeah that game does get anime weapon ridiculous. Switch axe ftw though ^.^
yeah that game does get anime weapon ridiculous. Switch axe ftw though ^.^
This is when my Character sighs pitifully and flies up high into the stratosphere and unleashes some stupidly powerful ultra DBZtastic beam of flabbergastative power and blasts the whole one upping system to dust... Then without explaining anything lands at his home and resumes his normal life.
waga zankantou katen no monosashi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFQg9oYNpFU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFQg9oYNpFU
Wow, I had a good laugh at this pic. I remember being impressed when I first saw that sword in "Sword of the Berserk: Gut's Rage" for Dreamcast. Swinging that thing around combined with screams and blood splatter made that one of the best games at the time. Then later I found out about the anime and manga. When I first saw this I recognized Dragonslayer right away, that arch on the bottom is unmistakable. I would love to see a pic of you and Guts (they called him Gattsu in the game) duel it out giant swords
That's a fancy sword you have here. But you'll have to put that in a sheath with a peace tie if you want to enter town sir.
And you'll have to give us an itinerary of where you're going so we can work out a permit for parade floats...
If you can't manage the turn at the crossing without hitting a building we'll have to keep it here parked next to the rest of the siege weapons.
And you'll have to give us an itinerary of where you're going so we can work out a permit for parade floats...
If you can't manage the turn at the crossing without hitting a building we'll have to keep it here parked next to the rest of the siege weapons.
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