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Previous incarnations of this innovative little piece of critter technology (or Crittech) were created to supply mad scientists everywhere with a helper that could keep pace with their insane mental assembly lines and keep the crazy ideas flowing. Robotic in nature, Druzzer Mk. 1, somewhat lumpy but still rather dragon-like in appearance, was capable of slow flight at low altitudes - just perfect for snagging the occasional random small essential doodad off nearby shelves to hand to their owner.
However, somewhere along the way, a Druzzer became caught in an eddy of madness (possibly from zooming too close to its master's head for too long), and, in the manner of such things, gained a form of sentience.
Of course, sentience gleaned from a madness whorl inevitably leads to very... interesting results.
The Druzzer Mk. 3.2, who insisted upon being called Eduardo Obscurus Jalapeno Ferguson, promptly left his mad scientist master to make a(nother) name for himself.
...by creating the single largest dragon-robot in the world. He would call it Daddy Druzzer. It would be fourteen stories tall, and it would be powered completely by jelly beans.
It is unknown whether Eduardo Obscurus Jalapeno Ferguson Druzzer Mk. 3.2 was ever successful in his endeavor. Records from the time only show that there was a curious colorful confection shortage in certain areas for quite a long time.
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The Druzzer Mk. 3.2 (or Eduardo Obscurus Jalapeno Ferguson, if you please) is a robotic dragon sculpture. His body is copper with gold accents and plates in an antiqued wash, and he has gears all down his back and some on his snout. He has a "winding knob" in his left side. His dragonfly-ish translucent wings (which have gears visibly suspended within) sit in a readied state, and he wears some comical flight goggles which sit above his wide green eyes and strapped beneath his chin. He totes a large gear in his front paws - much larger than anything he'd need to create a robot dragon similar to himself. Quite worrying!
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Previous incarnations of this innovative little piece of critter technology (or Crittech) were created to supply mad scientists everywhere with a helper that could keep pace with their insane mental assembly lines and keep the crazy ideas flowing. Robotic in nature, Druzzer Mk. 1, somewhat lumpy but still rather dragon-like in appearance, was capable of slow flight at low altitudes - just perfect for snagging the occasional random small essential doodad off nearby shelves to hand to their owner.
However, somewhere along the way, a Druzzer became caught in an eddy of madness (possibly from zooming too close to its master's head for too long), and, in the manner of such things, gained a form of sentience.
Of course, sentience gleaned from a madness whorl inevitably leads to very... interesting results.
The Druzzer Mk. 3.2, who insisted upon being called Eduardo Obscurus Jalapeno Ferguson, promptly left his mad scientist master to make a(nother) name for himself.
...by creating the single largest dragon-robot in the world. He would call it Daddy Druzzer. It would be fourteen stories tall, and it would be powered completely by jelly beans.
It is unknown whether Eduardo Obscurus Jalapeno Ferguson Druzzer Mk. 3.2 was ever successful in his endeavor. Records from the time only show that there was a curious colorful confection shortage in certain areas for quite a long time.
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The Druzzer Mk. 3.2 (or Eduardo Obscurus Jalapeno Ferguson, if you please) is a robotic dragon sculpture. His body is copper with gold accents and plates in an antiqued wash, and he has gears all down his back and some on his snout. He has a "winding knob" in his left side. His dragonfly-ish translucent wings (which have gears visibly suspended within) sit in a readied state, and he wears some comical flight goggles which sit above his wide green eyes and strapped beneath his chin. He totes a large gear in his front paws - much larger than anything he'd need to create a robot dragon similar to himself. Quite worrying!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fantasy
Species Dragon (Other)
Size 1100 x 1100px
File Size 357.2 kB
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