Parody to "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus

VERSE 1
Well you can come to me,
Reeking of booze and pee.
You can even show support for Trump,
Or you can buy a soiled plush,
Or forget to flush,
After taking a nasty dump.
Or undercook some beef,
Or belch until you queef,
Or even infertilize my lawn.
But don't you dare do it!
Don't bake that air biscuit,
Or the whole neighborhood will soon be gone!

Chorus
Don't rip that fart,
That achy breaky fart.
I just don't think you understand,
That if you cut that fart,
That achy breaky fart,
You'll kill everything that's on this land!
(poot)

Verse 2
You can take me and my pals,
On a trip to Love Canal,
Or a riot to have a weenie roast,
Or give my nuts a stomp,
Or skinny dip a swamp.
Just don't let me smell your morning toast!
I'll give you anything I own.
I'll even get Miley stoned,
And have her spread her legs upon your bed!
I'm just begging on my knees:
Please don't cut the cheese,
Or this town will soon become The Walking Dead!

Chorus x3