Everyone's favorite cub reporter has gotten himself in hot water AGAIN! Seems he was posing as a chorus girl at Big Monte McGraw's nightclub, when the misbegotten mobster took quite a SHINE to him.

"GULP! Flowers? Candy? A FRIENDSHIP ring? Why Mr. McGraw! What does this MEAN?"

"I GO for you, Babe! We're stepping OUT tonight! Borrow an evening gown from Maisie!"

Ohhhhh... MY, he thinks. What's a girl... BOY! BOY! BOY! ...to do?

Well, long story short, after a plot involving trained chimps, great Danes, and eating dog food (DIVINE never got up to such hi-jinks!), Jimmy gets the goods on Big Monte, and Superman saves him at the last possible second! And the ever cooperative Man of Steel flies Jimmy back to the office so he can get started on the story... STILL wearing his dress... and if you listen very carefuly, you'll hear Jimmy softly murmuring, "Mrs. Superman... Mrs. Superman... Mrs. JIMMY Superman..." and "Keep AWAY, Lois, you BITCH!"