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Player character for an alternate RPG game on account of certain individuals in my regular games being ADULTS with A CHILD and RESPONSIBILITIES.

Pathfinder rules pretty much give you permission to make a Tiefling look like anything due to wonky genetics, that means I get to be a goofy mothman lookin' guy with a chicken butt.

Her name is Ash and if anyone calls her Petunia they are confusing her with some other fuzzy twig armed person. Small time thief. Enjoys people watching / eavesdropping, and getting petty revenge for mild insults. Stabby knife rogue.

Session one highlights included poisoning an NPC into shitting his pants in a crowded bar during my character intro, awkward + prolonged flirting as a distraction (courtesy of my partner's witch character), almost being bitten in half by an alligator after splitting the party like an idiot and wandering into the boss fight alone (and beating it by knifing a shitty old man to death on a filthy dock), and multiple instances of convincing swarms of small children to beat up our enemies for us.