bishops finger *shivers* that's a terrible ale ¬__¬ who know where that finger has been but its awful

Foolish Gir - its being given to you by a Dark Lord, of course you shouldn't trust it (you still drink it though unless you want unpleasant things to happen to you )

I'd take drinking the worst beer in the world over pissing off the Dark Lord any day :P

:nods:

Three beers for Fox-kings under sky,
Seven for the Drangon-lords in their halls of gold,
Nine for Mortal Cats doomed to live nine lives,
One for Fenrir under his iron crown
In the Land of Dar-Koldor where the wolf howls.
One Beer to rule them all, One Beer to find them,
One Beer to bring them all and in the the darkness inebriate them
In the Land of Dar-Koldor where the wolf howls.

Awesome!

NOW TRANSLATE IT INTO BLACK SPEECH MUAHAHAHA!!!

Sorry, but I missed that class at LotR fanschool :P

Surely ye've devised all the languages for SotDL by now? :P