Mr. Myxyzptlk is at it again!

This time the crafty imp has transformed Wonder Woman into a sow. How many times? sights Wonder Woman; how many times?
The fellow is more a a TROLL than an IMP, she thinks. They both know he's MAD for her; he merely does these things out of a pathetic hunger for her attention.

(The mask? He's just come from doing a series of Anti-COVID PSA's for the Food and Drug Administration. Part of a plea bargain for an earlier offense.)

Anyway, Wonder Woman knows the drill; just say Mxyzptlk BACKWARDS: Kltpzyxm. Done it a dozen times. Child's play. Nothing simpler!

So our newly porcine heroine takes a deep breath, clears her throat, and lets out a hearty... "KNIO! KNIO!"

Uh oh. THAT didn't sound right! Try again.

"KNIO! KNIO!"

All things said, a noble effort for her newly transformed throat and vocal cords, but it won't feed the bulldog.

Does our porky heroine give up on fighting evil? Not a BIT of it! She just changes her focus.

Nowadays she can be seen on SPCA commercials, helping bust puppy mills and pet-hoarding situations. Sarah McLaughlin sings plaintively under the action, and she draws in those $19-a-month donations hand over fist!

(And just for the RECORD, Steve Trevor's never been HAPPIER.)

Inspired by the world of Kamackazi. Specifically https://www.deviantart.com/kamackaz.....o-TF-629032596