This has been an idea i wanted to get down on paper for a long time, I'll add the dialogue below.

---

Babs: "Okay, bird-brain, why am I wearing a bedsheet?"
Eric: "It's a toga, like the ancient Greeks wore. You are like one of the classical Muses, inspiring me to improve myself as an artist."
Babs: "Then why is it open in the back?
Eric: "Er, um, 'artistic license'?"