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In case you didn't catch the pattern, I draw some personal work in between commissions, it really helps keeping motivation! thanks for understanding!
Jerk bunnies fanservice, wtf. In case you wondered, yes, they're also jerks to fellow bunnies.
Come on it's not THAT big a deal surely. WELL it IS that big a deal when these jerks refer to him as « short ears » on the field, in front of the rest of the team, forcing Jayk to respond to the provocation by affirming he's got bigger ears than them. They sneer and suggest he backs it up with facts. But everyone else is just annoyed and supports the idea to just going back to playing instead.
Jayk's out as soon as he can and runs to the locker room. He thinks everything's forgotten, and he can just let the burn cool off... when a shrill voice erupts behind his back while he changes.
« Hey short-ears ! »
Shit.
« So are your ears as big as your talk ? »
He decides against responding to the provocation this time, just quietly removing his soccer uniform.
« Have it your way then, short ears ! Guess something else's not as big as you wish it was... » His idiot friends burst into laughter. Now this needs to be settled... he nervously glances around to make sure the others have not arrived yet. He's gotta take care of this before they arrive, walks straight to them as he is, dressed only in his underwear.
« Okay okay ! Let's do this ! You microbes... »
They appear to be taken aback for a short moment ; then glance at one another, as if trying to figure out which one of them has the longest ears. It results in an instant of awkwardness.
« Okay ? » one of them, his shorts already off, declares, jumping on his feet. They stand side by side, ceremoniously grab one of their ears each, and extend them as much as feels natural. As Jayk subsequently looks down in dismay, his eyes meet and obnoxious smirk.
« Hehe, they're so short. Adorable. »
« They ARE oddly short, did you have enough to eat as a child ? »
« No way ! » he cries out, flustered. « You're cheating ! »
« Nah buddy, I'm afraid we can't really cheat on that. »
He looks down, checking that the other bunny's not on tippytoes.
« Hmm whatcha looking at...? » the bunny replies, perhaps misjudging the direction of Jayk's gaze and being part weirded out, part sniffing another opportunity for a jab, and thinking of how to better make it sting without embarrassing himself. But in the few seconds that follow, he probably gets the actual meaning of the move and blushes slightly.
« You lost, short-ears ! » he quacks to break the awkward silence.
« Hrrmf. Fffine, » he concedes.
« What do we win ? »
« ...Nothing ? »
« Oh really ? »
« Well that's no fun... you're no fun, short-ears.»
https://youtu.be/usd049VZOLY
Jerk bunnies fanservice, wtf. In case you wondered, yes, they're also jerks to fellow bunnies.
Come on it's not THAT big a deal surely. WELL it IS that big a deal when these jerks refer to him as « short ears » on the field, in front of the rest of the team, forcing Jayk to respond to the provocation by affirming he's got bigger ears than them. They sneer and suggest he backs it up with facts. But everyone else is just annoyed and supports the idea to just going back to playing instead.
Jayk's out as soon as he can and runs to the locker room. He thinks everything's forgotten, and he can just let the burn cool off... when a shrill voice erupts behind his back while he changes.
« Hey short-ears ! »
Shit.
« So are your ears as big as your talk ? »
He decides against responding to the provocation this time, just quietly removing his soccer uniform.
« Have it your way then, short ears ! Guess something else's not as big as you wish it was... » His idiot friends burst into laughter. Now this needs to be settled... he nervously glances around to make sure the others have not arrived yet. He's gotta take care of this before they arrive, walks straight to them as he is, dressed only in his underwear.
« Okay okay ! Let's do this ! You microbes... »
They appear to be taken aback for a short moment ; then glance at one another, as if trying to figure out which one of them has the longest ears. It results in an instant of awkwardness.
« Okay ? » one of them, his shorts already off, declares, jumping on his feet. They stand side by side, ceremoniously grab one of their ears each, and extend them as much as feels natural. As Jayk subsequently looks down in dismay, his eyes meet and obnoxious smirk.
« Hehe, they're so short. Adorable. »
« They ARE oddly short, did you have enough to eat as a child ? »
« No way ! » he cries out, flustered. « You're cheating ! »
« Nah buddy, I'm afraid we can't really cheat on that. »
He looks down, checking that the other bunny's not on tippytoes.
« Hmm whatcha looking at...? » the bunny replies, perhaps misjudging the direction of Jayk's gaze and being part weirded out, part sniffing another opportunity for a jab, and thinking of how to better make it sting without embarrassing himself. But in the few seconds that follow, he probably gets the actual meaning of the move and blushes slightly.
« You lost, short-ears ! » he quacks to break the awkward silence.
« Hrrmf. Fffine, » he concedes.
« What do we win ? »
« ...Nothing ? »
« Oh really ? »
« Well that's no fun... you're no fun, short-ears.»
https://youtu.be/usd049VZOLY
Category Artwork (Traditional) / General Furry Art
Species Rabbit / Hare
Size 1280 x 1217px
File Size 499.9 kB
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