Someone to Watch Over Me - by BlackTeagan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r6i4XOYOp4
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blackteagan
🦗 "How do I - How can I be a better person for my bean?"
🐂 "Well."
🐂 "I've heard stories, but..."
🐂 "There's some beans, the most special of beans, of the highest class-"
🦗 "So this one."
🐂 "-yeah. Get this. There's beans, and then there's The Bean."
🦗 "Right like, The Capital Bean, trademark."
🐂 "And beans, you plant in soil. But The Bean? It doesn't show its true potential unless you plant it in like, lava."
🦗 "Uh, okay, and then what happens?"
🐂 "Aw man, and then it like - *evolves* into this... god tree? It grows as far as you can see, into the sky. And then it drops all of The Beans."
🦗 "More?"
🐂 "Yeah, more."
🦗 "So you're telling me that no matter what else happens, I have to make sure that this bean makes it into lava. No matter the cost. Good. Thank you."
🐂 "Not no matter the cost, but like - it's pretty important."
🦗 "Well yeah, I mean, it sounds like it's the most important thing, so... um, maybe it'll stop all of whatever it is we were doing."
🐂 "It doesn't work if you jump in with it."
🦗 "Well why not?"
🐂 "It taints it. It has to go in there solo."
🦗 "You know where um - you know where some lava is around here, somewhere, anywhere?"
🐂 "Uh, y'know. I could be wrong, but I think there's lot of it near volcanoes."
🦗 "Yeah, no shit, Tuff, that's where lava's usually found. Do you know where a volcano is?"
🦎 "Abort mission, this is not going well."
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blackteagan🦗 "How do I - How can I be a better person for my bean?"
🐂 "Well."
🐂 "I've heard stories, but..."
🐂 "There's some beans, the most special of beans, of the highest class-"
🦗 "So this one."
🐂 "-yeah. Get this. There's beans, and then there's The Bean."
🦗 "Right like, The Capital Bean, trademark."
🐂 "And beans, you plant in soil. But The Bean? It doesn't show its true potential unless you plant it in like, lava."
🦗 "Uh, okay, and then what happens?"
🐂 "Aw man, and then it like - *evolves* into this... god tree? It grows as far as you can see, into the sky. And then it drops all of The Beans."
🦗 "More?"
🐂 "Yeah, more."
🦗 "So you're telling me that no matter what else happens, I have to make sure that this bean makes it into lava. No matter the cost. Good. Thank you."
🐂 "Not no matter the cost, but like - it's pretty important."
🦗 "Well yeah, I mean, it sounds like it's the most important thing, so... um, maybe it'll stop all of whatever it is we were doing."
🐂 "It doesn't work if you jump in with it."
🦗 "Well why not?"
🐂 "It taints it. It has to go in there solo."
🦗 "You know where um - you know where some lava is around here, somewhere, anywhere?"
🐂 "Uh, y'know. I could be wrong, but I think there's lot of it near volcanoes."
🦗 "Yeah, no shit, Tuff, that's where lava's usually found. Do you know where a volcano is?"
🦎 "Abort mission, this is not going well."
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