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Ahhh.... It truely has been a wonderful 87 seconds hasn't it. Time moves by so fast....
That is unless you're like me and live OUTSIDE of this comic universe. GET ON WITH IT!!!
As usual I want to thank
ApolloJay89, 
quizguy, 
MiaKodaand 
Clow for continuing to be my Patrons. You guys are so patient with me. Even though I can be like a handful of sand sometimes.... "Hard to grasp" and I get everywhere......
Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/RustyMudstix
Zazzle Store: https://www.zazzle.com/collections/.....79614813627585
And Now a "Buy Me A Ko-Fi" account. ^_^ Ko-fi.com/cobaltraccoon
That is unless you're like me and live OUTSIDE of this comic universe. GET ON WITH IT!!!
As usual I want to thank
ApolloJay89, 
quizguy, 
MiaKodaand 
Clow for continuing to be my Patrons. You guys are so patient with me. Even though I can be like a handful of sand sometimes.... "Hard to grasp" and I get everywhere......Patreon Link: https://www.patreon.com/RustyMudstix
Zazzle Store: https://www.zazzle.com/collections/.....79614813627585
And Now a "Buy Me A Ko-Fi" account. ^_^ Ko-fi.com/cobaltraccoon
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Jackal
Size 1280 x 279px
File Size 55 kB
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*Blank face and slowly walks away unresponsive to anything.*
*Not even when my shin hit the coffee table.*
*Or I stepped barefoot on legos.*
*Or when Creeper punched Batman.*
*begins sobbing in the corner*
*Not even when my shin hit the coffee table.*
*Or I stepped barefoot on legos.*
*Or when Creeper punched Batman.*
*begins sobbing in the corner*
Well, I have hair in my ears and I don't have any trouble hearing.
And wow, a lot can happen in 87 seconds
And wow, a lot can happen in 87 seconds
You have fur, you silly foxy.
Sadly his hair is so thick that it's like stuffing your tail through both of his ears.
Ignoring the obvious joke about a certain organ being tiny and/or missing
Sadly, I have that and wax in my right ear... Brightside, I never need a flashlight.
Yes, 87 long beautiful years to spend with the one you love..... er, I mean seconds.
But like all things, it must come to an end soon...
Sadly his hair is so thick that it's like stuffing your tail through both of his ears.
Ignoring the obvious joke about a certain organ being tiny and/or missing
Sadly, I have that and wax in my right ear... Brightside, I never need a flashlight.
Yes, 87 long beautiful years to spend with the one you love..... er, I mean seconds.
But like all things, it must come to an end soon...
What? You think that snow comes in orange and black?
*pulls up an ear and blows*
*dust shoots out the other*
.....I didn't think that would work...
If only we were so lucky.... hmmm.... cha-cola-teeeeeh.....
Oh right. Foxes don't have thumbs... Ehem. "Lanturns" because I can make my own candles. DX Ew....
*pulls up an ear and blows*
*dust shoots out the other*
.....I didn't think that would work...
If only we were so lucky.... hmmm.... cha-cola-teeeeeh.....
Oh right. Foxes don't have thumbs... Ehem. "Lanturns" because I can make my own candles. DX Ew....
Rusty: *Begins shaking violently* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………………………
Joey: Oh no. Duck and Cover!!!*Leaps behind a barracade*
Rusty: *Blasts at Full Volume*
*when done, blows you out like a candle. Only you can prevent fowext fires.
No, I'm not ashamed of that terrible pun. And you can't make me. So nah...
Joey: Oh no. Duck and Cover!!!*Leaps behind a barracade*
Rusty: *Blasts at Full Volume*
*when done, blows you out like a candle. Only you can prevent fowext fires.
No, I'm not ashamed of that terrible pun. And you can't make me. So nah...
*Room now looks like a Halloween Spirit store.*
(Aka if Halloweentown had a baby with Dollar General)
Rusty: I have no idea what you're talking about.
(I'm dressed like a vampire with a "baby pumpkin" Joey.)
Joey: *glares* I will have my revenge on you... *looks away blushing*…after candy....
They really did. RIP Furrest 2015 props. You are missed, but not forgoten...
(Aka if Halloweentown had a baby with Dollar General)
Rusty: I have no idea what you're talking about.
(I'm dressed like a vampire with a "baby pumpkin" Joey.)
Joey: *glares* I will have my revenge on you... *looks away blushing*…after candy....
They really did. RIP Furrest 2015 props. You are missed, but not forgoten...
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
*raises Irish/Celtic flag*
.... Two months?
Oh well, that just gives us more time to pick out a cute costume, Joey-roo...
*snuggles Joey*
Joey: May a Nope Berd haunt you in your sleep...
*raises Irish/Celtic flag*
.... Two months?
Oh well, that just gives us more time to pick out a cute costume, Joey-roo...
*snuggles Joey*
Joey: May a Nope Berd haunt you in your sleep...
Rusty: Ye ole sham pure savage foxy to dis here quare gowl of a coon.
Joey: .... Don't look at me for a translation.
I like costumes just fine. I just don't wanna be an icky pumpkin.
*flails arms angrily* (Oops forgot to mention he's in one of these things)
And I can walk on my own! I'm two years old!
Rusty: Uh-oh... Somebody's cranky!
(Places earmuffs on you so you can't hear Joey's "secret" lullaby.... mostly because I do not want to type it out for you right now.Yes, I did write one for him.)
Joey: .... Don't look at me for a translation.
I like costumes just fine. I just don't wanna be an icky pumpkin.
*flails arms angrily* (Oops forgot to mention he's in one of these things)
And I can walk on my own! I'm two years old!
Rusty: Uh-oh... Somebody's cranky!
(Places earmuffs on you so you can't hear Joey's "secret" lullaby.... mostly because I do not want to type it out for you right now.Yes, I did write one for him.)
Well, I was just trying to make a funny by quoting Cosmo, but....
*picks up and evily strokes Bananas*
I can has both...
*picks up and evily strokes Bananas*
I can has both...
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