Talkin' 'bout my sow... MY SOW!
IN A WORLD... where species reassignment surgeries have increased exponentially in the last year, "Rusty" and his girlfriend, who now goes by the name "Petunia," saw their relationship had reached an impasse.
"This was *OINK* all RUSTY'S idea..."
"YOU LIAR! YOU'RE the one that brought it up!"
"Yeah... only after you left those *OINK*ing BROCHURES in every *OINK* room of the house!"
"ANYWAY! We BOTH decided it would be worth a try. SOMETHING was missing in our lives, THAT'S for sure!"
"I ADMIT, I was a little *OINK* NERVOUS at first, but when I *OINK* woke up from the *OINK* SURGERY, I just felt... I don't know... so *OINK* ALIVE! So... so RIGHT!"
"And I... I couldn't stop STARING at her with my MOUTH open for a FULL HALF HOUR! She just looked so... so WONDERFUL!"
"It's been *OINK* an ADJUSTMENT, sure! I mean, SOMETIMES I, you know... miss *OINK* bipedal locomotion, going into the *OINK* HOUSE, the use of my *OINK* HANDS... but REALLY... you wouldn't BELIEVE what *OINK* I've learned to do with this *OINK* SNOUT!"
"Heh! heh! THAT'S for sure! WO-O-OW!"
"RUSTYYYY! You're *OINK* AWFUL! And that's *OINK* ANOTHER thing! Since we *OINK* did this, Rusty's become *OINK* SUCH an ardent and imaginative *OINK* LOVER! He can't keep his *OINK*ing HANDS off me! Tee hee!"
"Yeah... the only reason I'D been going inside was to use the JOHN, but since we set up the PORT-A-POTTY, I haven't even gone in for THAT!"
"I know, Rusty, but *OINK* don't you think it's time you.. *OINK* I don't know... changed your *OINK* CLOTHES or *OINK* took a SHOWER?"
"WHY, Dear? I'm dressed just PERFECTLY for the STY... which... is... the... only... place... I... ever... want... to... BEEEEEE!"
"WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! STOP it Rusty! There's *OINK* PEOPLE right HERE!"
PANT! PANT! PANT! "Okay, Dear... BUT AS SOON AS THOSE CAMERAS ARE OFF..."
*SNUFFLE* *SNUFFLE* *SNUFFLE* I KNOW, Dear... mmmmmmmmm!"
Well, that looks like our cue to LEAVE. Thanks, Petunia and Rusty, for showing us how SOME couples keep it interesting!
IN A WORLD... where species reassignment surgeries have increased exponentially in the last year, "Rusty" and his girlfriend, who now goes by the name "Petunia," saw their relationship had reached an impasse.
"This was *OINK* all RUSTY'S idea..."
"YOU LIAR! YOU'RE the one that brought it up!"
"Yeah... only after you left those *OINK*ing BROCHURES in every *OINK* room of the house!"
"ANYWAY! We BOTH decided it would be worth a try. SOMETHING was missing in our lives, THAT'S for sure!"
"I ADMIT, I was a little *OINK* NERVOUS at first, but when I *OINK* woke up from the *OINK* SURGERY, I just felt... I don't know... so *OINK* ALIVE! So... so RIGHT!"
"And I... I couldn't stop STARING at her with my MOUTH open for a FULL HALF HOUR! She just looked so... so WONDERFUL!"
"It's been *OINK* an ADJUSTMENT, sure! I mean, SOMETIMES I, you know... miss *OINK* bipedal locomotion, going into the *OINK* HOUSE, the use of my *OINK* HANDS... but REALLY... you wouldn't BELIEVE what *OINK* I've learned to do with this *OINK* SNOUT!"
"Heh! heh! THAT'S for sure! WO-O-OW!"
"RUSTYYYY! You're *OINK* AWFUL! And that's *OINK* ANOTHER thing! Since we *OINK* did this, Rusty's become *OINK* SUCH an ardent and imaginative *OINK* LOVER! He can't keep his *OINK*ing HANDS off me! Tee hee!"
"Yeah... the only reason I'D been going inside was to use the JOHN, but since we set up the PORT-A-POTTY, I haven't even gone in for THAT!"
"I know, Rusty, but *OINK* don't you think it's time you.. *OINK* I don't know... changed your *OINK* CLOTHES or *OINK* took a SHOWER?"
"WHY, Dear? I'm dressed just PERFECTLY for the STY... which... is... the... only... place... I... ever... want... to... BEEEEEE!"
"WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! STOP it Rusty! There's *OINK* PEOPLE right HERE!"
PANT! PANT! PANT! "Okay, Dear... BUT AS SOON AS THOSE CAMERAS ARE OFF..."
*SNUFFLE* *SNUFFLE* *SNUFFLE* I KNOW, Dear... mmmmmmmmm!"
Well, that looks like our cue to LEAVE. Thanks, Petunia and Rusty, for showing us how SOME couples keep it interesting!
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Pig / Swine
Size 1296 x 627px
File Size 577.6 kB
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