Full name: Bincrioch Clarence D’Offense
Gender: Male
Height: 3ft
Stomach Colour: Yellow
Body Colour: Royal purple
Hair Colour: Blue-dyed

Binky to his family, B to everyone else, B is Mort’s closest friend, having known each other since they were very young. He’s a full five inches taller than Mort is and doesn’t miss a chance to let him know. B is distinguished from the rest of his family by the numerous piercings that he has on and around his face, which Mort regularly mocks him for. Because of his family’s tendency to choose flamboyant names for their offspring, B refuses to tell other Landingites his complete first name and threatens those who do know it with physical harm if they laugh. He and Mort are often seeing bickering with one another.