*grabas a newspaper and hits him* bad dog! bad dog!

*yelp* :<
I'm not a bad dog, really! :<

*siedzi w misce z ciastem*
Bardzo smaczna masa Ci wychodzi Bysiu :3 Myślę, że to będzie doskonały wypiek :3
*tapla się w cieście*
No nie rób takiej miny! :3

Bad boy Arti! >_< Bad boy! >_<

XD nice

*strzelił strzałką usypiającą i wrzuca do klatki na psy* juz ^^

*hiding a shotgun* come here doggie ...
don't worry, I was only joking

Why everyone want to hurt me? :<
*gets closer and gives you a paw* :<

Ok son, this should do the trick. * Eyes turn red as he say a few words and waves his one hand around and before you eyes he turns into a flaming dog from head to toes.* There you go son. Your own hot dog.

waaaaah, NO! don't hurt him! x_x' he's just misbehaving!

*Hugs you.* Not to worry son. Its only an illusion spell. He is alright. But he might hurt himself if he starts running all over the place thinking he is on fire. That would teach him a lesson.

*he starts to run all over the place thinking he is on fire* MY HEAD IS ON FIRE! MY HEAD IS ON FIRE! @_@

Well, Your hold body appears to be on fire. Kind like you were a furry torch or something.* Removes the spell so he can see his is not on fire.* Hehehehe...that one never gets old. No one paid attention to the fact they feel no heat and therefore the flames are not real. I so get a kick out of that one. *Looks at his son.* You best go and help him out before he hurts himself or others.

So he enjoys the raw cake batter do he?

Masz zabójczą mine na ostatnim kadrze xD