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The other day, I met Chase for the first time, despite already having known him for several months... somehow... someway.
It's uh, complicated. xD http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3725181
Chase belongs to the awesome
chase-shift Mike belongs to the adequate 
Bioxz23.
It's uh, complicated. xD http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3725181
Chase belongs to the awesome
chase-shift Mike belongs to the adequate 
Bioxz23.
Category Artwork (Digital) / Doodle
Species Wolf
Size 870 x 722px
File Size 352.2 kB
Really nice work man :), I think you did great with Chase's character, and I like how simple-shaded you made the colour, it does bring the characters out a bit more.
And Snorf? I had an acquaintance named Snorf, he gave me the snorfles, I didn't know exactly what the snorfles were, but they made my crotch feel like it was on fire and I had a fist fight with the doctor, since he said I had Crabs, but I told the fucker I haven't eaten shellfish since 1997, but the bitch kept insisting "You have crabs, in your pubes", she finally stopped saying it when I chucked her out the window, I think she was screaming "Pubic lice!" as she fell, I don't know.
... *Scratches*.
And Snorf? I had an acquaintance named Snorf, he gave me the snorfles, I didn't know exactly what the snorfles were, but they made my crotch feel like it was on fire and I had a fist fight with the doctor, since he said I had Crabs, but I told the fucker I haven't eaten shellfish since 1997, but the bitch kept insisting "You have crabs, in your pubes", she finally stopped saying it when I chucked her out the window, I think she was screaming "Pubic lice!" as she fell, I don't know.
... *Scratches*.
Yeah, I noted that this particular technique just has that certain je-ne-sais-quoi quality about it that just makes it WORK as an art piece, despite being cheap and easy to do. Something I accidentally discovered as far back as http://www.furaffinity.net/view/578701/ .
xD Sorry, I don't think I have anything that can top that story, or any spin that can twist it any funnier or further. I feel I should just let it be, let it sit there, undisturbed and unmolested, like a fine piece of art, and allow the masses to appreciate it for years and years and years, behind a red velvet rope and some bronze posts.
Glad I used "snorf" rather than "snarf". xD
xD Sorry, I don't think I have anything that can top that story, or any spin that can twist it any funnier or further. I feel I should just let it be, let it sit there, undisturbed and unmolested, like a fine piece of art, and allow the masses to appreciate it for years and years and years, behind a red velvet rope and some bronze posts.
Glad I used "snorf" rather than "snarf". xD
You bastard, now I have "My Humps" lodged in my brain again, and I still got "Girlfriend" swirling about in there. so now Alanis Morissette and Avril Lavigne are in my head, wearing Disney fursuits and beating the ever-loving shit out of each other with frozen fish, save me Nina Barry, save me!
Damn it, Snarf, Snarf was a beautiful person, big as a bus but I loved him so, he was like pudding, he wiggled and he jiggled! ... But then, but then it happened, the night I can never forget, it was like the night the lights went out in Georgia, it was as if yesterday was just a cliche, Snarf... Oh Snarf... You just had to take "All you can eat" as a challenge instead of a suggestion, I still remember Taco Bell shoveling your remains into their burrito slurry... DAMN YOU SNARF WHY DID YOU HAVE BREAK MY HEART AGAIN!!!
Damn it, Snarf, Snarf was a beautiful person, big as a bus but I loved him so, he was like pudding, he wiggled and he jiggled! ... But then, but then it happened, the night I can never forget, it was like the night the lights went out in Georgia, it was as if yesterday was just a cliche, Snarf... Oh Snarf... You just had to take "All you can eat" as a challenge instead of a suggestion, I still remember Taco Bell shoveling your remains into their burrito slurry... DAMN YOU SNARF WHY DID YOU HAVE BREAK MY HEART AGAIN!!!
Yeah, been getting a little bored with the conventional ol' angles, and been wanting to try out new things to punch up the drawings here and there. Thanks for noticing, actually! :)
... and yeah, okay, fine, I LIED! But ya know what?? All that grime and dirt builds up yer immune system, man! It makes ya stronger, faster, and more resilient to the foretold Zombie virus that will one day ravage the earth! Though you may look down on my less-than immaculate hands now, in four years (give or take) we'll just see who's the drooling, limping, mindless undead, and who's the one having the time of his life with a shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. >:)
... and yeah, okay, fine, I LIED! But ya know what?? All that grime and dirt builds up yer immune system, man! It makes ya stronger, faster, and more resilient to the foretold Zombie virus that will one day ravage the earth! Though you may look down on my less-than immaculate hands now, in four years (give or take) we'll just see who's the drooling, limping, mindless undead, and who's the one having the time of his life with a shotgun in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. >:)
:) High praise. Thanks so much, sir.
And that WAS kinda the point in embarking on this whole thing. Either to come out of it a better, more inspired artist, or to come out of it with a nervous breakdown, a twitchy eye, and an unreasoned paranoia towards refrigerators and door knobs.
And that WAS kinda the point in embarking on this whole thing. Either to come out of it a better, more inspired artist, or to come out of it with a nervous breakdown, a twitchy eye, and an unreasoned paranoia towards refrigerators and door knobs.
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