I somehow forgot to post my part of a funny art trade with the very talented  sheds
Sorry for the delay XD

*It’s not fair! He had the BEST werewolf costume this Halloween, and the next thing you know, some wolf pinches it. Yes, a wolf! Wouldn’t it have been simpler for him to just mess up his own fur a little and put on some ripped jeans instead of overpowering some poor sod, stealing their costume and tying them up?! Probably, but then again trick-or-treaters aren’t known for being the smartest bunch. Also, by doing this, Mr delinquent wolf got himself some free candy.
“Come on!! You took everything! At least let me keep my candy, I had to visit, like, 100 houses to get all that!”
“Yeah, and how old are you? 19? 20? You don’t deserve it; you’re hogging it from us kids! And no, I don’t care how much of a Halloween fan you are!”
The wolf munched on a few jellybeans, and then started tapping his chin, deep in thought.
“On second thoughts, I guess you did earn it, being all scary in that costume and all, so I’ll let you keep some after all.”The raccoon made a hopeful look, but it soon became apparent his assailant wasn’t going to let him choose which he wanted. Instead, the wolf pulled out several sour strips and crammed them into his mouth, before firmly taping it.
“What’s that? Oh, no need to thank me!”
The wolf aptly wolfed down several more sweets and strode off along the path.*