Changed the lyrics to the The Three Dog Night song Eli's Coming. Would like for someone to sing it, and put it to music. If anyone has any ideas for changes to it let me know.

Yiffy's cummin'
Yiffy's cummin' (Yiffy's a-cummin')
Well you better hide your body, your hot furry body
Yiffy's a-cummin' and the cards say... a yiffed up girly
Yiffy's cummin', hide your body, girl
Yiffy's cummin', hide your body, girl
Girl, Yiffy's a-cummin', you better hide
Girl, Yiffy's a-cummin', you better hide
Girl, Yiffy's a-cummin', you better hide
Girl, Yiffy's cummin', hide your body, girl (hide it)
You better, better hide your hot furry body
Yiffy's cummin', better walk
Walk but you'll never get away
No, you'll never get away
From the burnin' loins of this roo
I walked to Anthrocon by the bay
Everywhere I go though,
Yiffy's a-comin' (she walked but she never got away)
Yiffy's a-comin' (she walked but she never got away)
Yiffy's a-comin' and he's cummin' to git ya
(she walked but... she walked but...)
Get down on your knees
(she walked but she never got away)
Yiffy's cummin' (hide it, hide it, hide it)
Girl, Yiffy's a-cummin', you better hide
Girl, Yiffy's a-cummin', you better hide
Girl, Yiffy's a-cummin', you better hide
Girl, Yiffy's cummin', hide your body, girl
(Hide it)
You better, better hide your body
Yiffy's cummin', better walk
Walk but you'll never get away
No, you'll never get away from the burning' loins of this roo
I walked to Anthrocon by the bay
Everywhere I go though, Yiffy's a-comin'
(she walked but she'll never getaway)
Yiffy's a-cummin' (she walked but she'll never get away)
Yiffy's a-cummin' and he's cummin' to git ya
(She walked but, she walked but)
Get down on your knees
(She walked but she'll never get away)
Get down on your knees
No-no, no-no
Lord, I said no-no, no-no, no-no
She can
(Hide it) hide it
(Hide it) You better
(Hide it) Somebody
(Hide it) You got t'
(Hide it) Oh, my
(Hide it) Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh