There's no way to include enough sarcastic quotes around the word "honest" so I won't even try.
Once again Willard, that cheapskate, sleazebag used-car salesman who always has a cheap cigar in his mouth and a tube of super glue and roll of duct tape on hand to patch up any of the cars that might need some "repairs" to get them rolling long enough to make it off the lot. At least the two behind him look pretty good... so long as the glue holds and the spray paint doesn't wash off and the little tree-shaped air freshener covers the smells.
The "sleazy used-care salesman" trope is an old cartoon standby, and one that gets quite a bit of mileage... maybe even as much as some of those cars did before Willard "adjusted" the odometers.
2017 art.
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Once again Willard, that cheapskate, sleazebag used-car salesman who always has a cheap cigar in his mouth and a tube of super glue and roll of duct tape on hand to patch up any of the cars that might need some "repairs" to get them rolling long enough to make it off the lot. At least the two behind him look pretty good... so long as the glue holds and the spray paint doesn't wash off and the little tree-shaped air freshener covers the smells.
The "sleazy used-care salesman" trope is an old cartoon standby, and one that gets quite a bit of mileage... maybe even as much as some of those cars did before Willard "adjusted" the odometers.
2017 art.
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Category Artwork (Digital) / General Furry Art
Species Badger
Size 850 x 850px
File Size 1.02 MB
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