Living the good life I see!

She looks so soft <3

She looks too soft considering she as a spider technically has an exoskeleton :B

Since she has vampire-like teeth (instead of chelicerae which would be exceedingly difficult to emote with), I always imagined she was the type of quasi-predatory creature who establishes a symbiotic relationship with her "prey." She'd capture a "victim," and if they were to her liking, she'd fatten them up with delicious desserts til they were bloated and helpless, their blood (and/or lifeforce or whatever monsters prefer) becoming ridiculously sweet. She'd bite into her "victim" (term used ironically since she pampers them non-stop), but it wouldn't hurt. Instead of digestive enzymes, she'd inject them with a venom that makes them wallow in a lethargic stupor as Muffet tenderly caresses them with all those tickly appendages. I know for sure So Sorry would volunteer for that. Alphys might too (but she'd enjoyjoy it more if Undyne got involved). I mean...who wouldn't volunteer for that?
(/n//W//n/)
All the anxiety-prone characters would be the ones most in need of that sort of treatment as a form of "spa" therapy.