So I was playing some DnD with some friends and I made a kobold rogue. Wheb we were rolling for stats, we rolled a 2d6+4 which I found to be fair. I rolled two ones and got 6... I asked for a reroll because that was a yikes and the DM agreed, but I had to take whatever it was. Which was fair, anything would have been better.

I rolled 2 ones again...

So yeah I'm playing as a weak kobold rogue with 4 strength because kobolds got that penalty.

So I made bowie to be extremely short and he is now the parties mascot because they just pick him up like some teddy bear and he's too weak to fight back.

And I gave him a very deep voice because it's hilarious.