-FROM THE HIGH OFFICER AND OFFICIANT OF HUMAN-DEMON RELATIONSHIPS
TO: GREATMASTER GENERAL ██████████

MESSAGE START:
Look ██████████, I’m just as surprised as you are, but this is an order from the VERY top, so unless you’ve got enough time to waste to take it that far, I recommend you start gathering some volunteers. Not like that’s gonna be too hard; I mean, I’m sure everyone you can imagine reaching is salivating at the thought of more work in the middle of this human pandemic, but I digress.
Trust me when I say this, but your guess is as good as mine as to why the higher-ups have this much interest in these gang deplorables; these… “Third Street Saints”, but they’re adamant in their stance that it’ll be a “mutually beneficial partnership”. I fail to see why as their most profitable crime to date was robbing a crashed armored car and a few jailbreaks, but the higher-ups seem to know something we don’t.

Well, either that or they think that these gang-banging punks have “potential” of some sort, but we can’t really complain, now can we?

The higher-ups are expecting at least 150 heads by tomorrow, I’ll keep you updated on the equipment situation, just provide the manpower.

Thank you for your time and cooperation.
-High Officer and Officiant ████████████
P.S. I’m 100% sure there’s a bonus in it for you if you do well, just a little heads up.

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I’ve lost count of how long this thing has lasted, each day blends into the next, and days turn into weeks, which turn into months. So needless to say, I LEAPT on this opportunity once the job listing became public, along with a few thousand other demons.

I almost Squee’d with excitement once I saw that I was picked! And my excitement only grew as we were briefed on our assignment, We were going on a “Trial Period” mission with some criminal gang called the Third Street Saints, they needed more manpower, and decided to temporarily fill the space with Demons, and if they liked our performance, it’d turn into a full time deal.

Some of us were a bit unsure of working with a gang that had the word “Saints” in their name, but one look at their rap sheet quickly removed all doubt, these guys caused every kind of mayhem I could imagine, and few that were completely new to me; much to my surprise.

But after the briefing, the trip out to their city of operation, some light equipment acquisitions, and Transforming ourselves so that the city folk wouldn’t be spooked by Literal Demons patrolling the neighborhoods, our mission started proper!

Now, I’m gonna level with you all real quick, I was raised in a good neighborhood, with middle class parents, In a small rural town, so calling myself a “Gangster” of any stripe would be a complete lie; Hell, I don’t even really like rap music. But surely this won’t be THAT difficult, all we gotta do is look tough and nothing will happen! But if something does, hey, this AKM ain’t for show.

So uh… Shlatt Shlatt! You punks best not run up on our block or else ya’ll gonna get capped! And I ain’t capping! Pull out the stick, shoot till it click! Gang Gang! Rap music! Yeah!

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_{(Gangsters do talk like that, right?)}

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