"Arachne! Arachne! I've got GREAT NEWS!"
"So do I, Murray! So do I!"
"You got the part of Charl... the HELL?! What are THOSE?"
"Those are my BABIES, Murray! I'm a MOTHER!"
"You're a MOTHER?! But we start filming in TWO WEEKS! I TOLD you if any male spiders came after you, just EAT THEM!"
"That's just what I DID, Murray!"
"Then... how the hell did this HAPPEN?!"
"Well, if you MUST know, Murray... they're YOURS!"
"MINE?! HOW CAN THEY BE MINE?!"
"You don't have to shout. You don't remember our special night together? TYPICAL."
"What? You mean the night we got blind DRUNK together?"
"The night YOU got blind drunk. Alcohol would KILL me NOW. I just lit up a couple ROACHES."
"So THAT'S what that smell was. I thought that whole thing was a nightm... a DREAM!"
"Well YOU may not remember NOW, but you were as ardent and tender a lover that night as I've ever HAD! I SWEAR you were a male spider in a previous life! You knew just where to stroke me on every one of my legs! You kissed and caressed my abdomen so SWEETLY! And then... it was BLISS! And then you just fell into a STUPOR. I swear, it was all I could do not to eat you alive after that. You would've sustained me for WEEKS! But I DIDN'T, because I thought I MEANT something to you! Now... I'm sorry I DIDN'T! WAAAAAAHHHH!"
"But ARACHNE! The MOVIE..."
"Is that all I AM to you, Murray? A MEAL TICKET? Just... just GO!"
"Don't be like that, Arachne! Are you SURE they're mine?"
"Just take a look at their little FACES, Murray! They've definitely got your EYES!"
"Ohhhh... yeah. I SEE it now. Only I don't have FIVE of them."
"So are you going to do the right THING by your CHILDREN, Murray?
"I guess I'll HAVE to. I'll start up a green pest control service. I'll give them all JOBS! I'll start a HUGE public relations campaign, and when I'm done, we'll overcome four million years of natural selection, and people EVERYWHERE will think spiders are the cuddliest, cutest things they've ever seen! It'll all be tied in to the MOVIE!"
"Murray, sometimes I don't know when you're being SARCASTIC."
"Neither do I, Arachne. Neither do I"
(They kiss. Fade to black.)
"So do I, Murray! So do I!"
"You got the part of Charl... the HELL?! What are THOSE?"
"Those are my BABIES, Murray! I'm a MOTHER!"
"You're a MOTHER?! But we start filming in TWO WEEKS! I TOLD you if any male spiders came after you, just EAT THEM!"
"That's just what I DID, Murray!"
"Then... how the hell did this HAPPEN?!"
"Well, if you MUST know, Murray... they're YOURS!"
"MINE?! HOW CAN THEY BE MINE?!"
"You don't have to shout. You don't remember our special night together? TYPICAL."
"What? You mean the night we got blind DRUNK together?"
"The night YOU got blind drunk. Alcohol would KILL me NOW. I just lit up a couple ROACHES."
"So THAT'S what that smell was. I thought that whole thing was a nightm... a DREAM!"
"Well YOU may not remember NOW, but you were as ardent and tender a lover that night as I've ever HAD! I SWEAR you were a male spider in a previous life! You knew just where to stroke me on every one of my legs! You kissed and caressed my abdomen so SWEETLY! And then... it was BLISS! And then you just fell into a STUPOR. I swear, it was all I could do not to eat you alive after that. You would've sustained me for WEEKS! But I DIDN'T, because I thought I MEANT something to you! Now... I'm sorry I DIDN'T! WAAAAAAHHHH!"
"But ARACHNE! The MOVIE..."
"Is that all I AM to you, Murray? A MEAL TICKET? Just... just GO!"
"Don't be like that, Arachne! Are you SURE they're mine?"
"Just take a look at their little FACES, Murray! They've definitely got your EYES!"
"Ohhhh... yeah. I SEE it now. Only I don't have FIVE of them."
"So are you going to do the right THING by your CHILDREN, Murray?
"I guess I'll HAVE to. I'll start up a green pest control service. I'll give them all JOBS! I'll start a HUGE public relations campaign, and when I'm done, we'll overcome four million years of natural selection, and people EVERYWHERE will think spiders are the cuddliest, cutest things they've ever seen! It'll all be tied in to the MOVIE!"
"Murray, sometimes I don't know when you're being SARCASTIC."
"Neither do I, Arachne. Neither do I"
(They kiss. Fade to black.)
Category Artwork (Digital) / Transformation
Species Arachnid
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