This is my pokemon trainer, Charlie. He likes to overreact, bitch, and suffer through life so he can bitch about that more
He looks up to Team Rocket and hopes to catch as many dark pokemon as he can to win Team Rocket's attention.
He looks up to Team Rocket and hopes to catch as many dark pokemon as he can to win Team Rocket's attention.
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I'd imagine as dark as he is, he sounds EXACTLY like every other trainer when a pokemon wiggles outta the pokeball.
*pokemon wiggles out of generic pokeball (not the master balls disguised as pokeballs that ash uses to catch EVERYTHING)*
"What?! Dad gummit, you have NO health left *false swipe made sure of that* and you've been paralyzed!
I just threw a *net/dusk/dive/whatever type fits the situation best* ball at you.
*throws a love ball on a same gender pokemon*
*wiggle*
*wiggle*
*wiggle*
``*DING*``
(8-|____) <that's the jaw hitting the floor.>
psssst, the pokemon you just caught is gay.
*pokemon wiggles out of generic pokeball (not the master balls disguised as pokeballs that ash uses to catch EVERYTHING)*
"What?! Dad gummit, you have NO health left *false swipe made sure of that* and you've been paralyzed!
I just threw a *net/dusk/dive/whatever type fits the situation best* ball at you.
*throws a love ball on a same gender pokemon*
*wiggle*
*wiggle*
*wiggle*
``*DING*``
(8-|____) <that's the jaw hitting the floor.>
psssst, the pokemon you just caught is gay.
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